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      05-08-2019, 01:55 PM   #221
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Only so I can deploy the girl scout troop for security detail.
You will need Senior Administrative Approval to deploy a girl scout troop either from 1MOREMOD or Myself. I think it's form 1002-39t29444-2-0870-NotCanadaAgain!

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Only so I can deploy the girl scout troop for security detail.
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You will need Senior Administrative Approval to deploy a girl scout troop either from 1MOREMOD or Myself. I think it's form 1002-39t29444-2-0870-NotCanadaAgain!

Fill it out in triplicate.
Being the individual the troop is being sent to frisk, I'd like to express a preference for the age of the troop to be in the 21-32 range please. Wede - make sure you select the right troop on the forms.

I'll bring a bottle of tree juice as a gift for my hosts. And a poutine for MK.
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      05-08-2019, 02:15 PM   #223
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Being the individual the troop is being sent to frisk, I'd like to express a preference for the age of the troop to be in the 21-32 range please. Wede - make sure you select the right troop on the forms.

I'll bring a bottle of tree juice as a gift for my hosts. And a poutine for MK.
Damn you and your poutine to hell, sir. Straight to hell!!!!
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      05-08-2019, 02:15 PM   #224
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You will need Senior Administrative Approval to deploy a girl scout troop either from 1MOREMOD or Myself. I think it's form 1002-39t29444-2-0870-NotCanadaAgain!

Fill it out in triplicate.
Being the individual the troop is being sent to frisk, I'd like to express a preference for the age of the troop to be in the 21-32 range please. Wede - make sure you select the right troop on the forms.

I'll bring a bottle of tree juice as a gift for my hosts. And a poutine for MK.
21-32? Even MORE things they count differently in Canadia
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21-32? Even MORE things they count differently in Canadia
Careful there....careful. Sakhir and I already took a swipe at MK in the LOL pic thread - you could be next!
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      05-08-2019, 03:26 PM   #226
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Careful there....careful. Sakhir and I already took a swipe at MK in the LOL pic thread - you could be next!
Maybe this is why you respond so nonchalantly when we threaten to send a troop. I believe (having never had a daughter) that Girl Scouts generally ends around 16yo. I've seen those Israeli female soldiers in your requested age range, I wouldn't mess with them, nor be insulted that someone was sending them to invade my area.
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Things are gonna get expensive...
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Things are gonna get expensive...
Yet another nail in his coffin. Wait till the real world cost for taxpayers is laid out during the actual head to head in commercials if he's actually the nominee. Even die hard working dems will blow a gasket.
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Yet another nail in his coffin. Wait till the real world cost for taxpayers is laid out during the actual head to head in commercials if he's actually the nominee. Even die hard working dems will blow a gasket.
I'm surprised given his lead he'd risk sliding into the twilight zone...
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I'm surprised given his lead he'd risk sliding into the twilight zone...
Lol. That's what they're all doing, thankfully. Pervy Joey is well know for his horrible decisions since he was a young rookie in D.C. and he'll keep on making them. That old leopard ain't changing his spots.
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President Trump just said it's going to himself versus SleepyCreepy Joe.

I'm thinking team Trump will have a nuclear wedgie for Joe, in storage, that will appear later.

Members of team Trump are on the way to Ukraine now...with shovels.
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      05-30-2019, 02:58 PM   #232
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Oh no she didn't!

Jill Biden: 'It took a lot of courage' for women to speak out about Joe's behavior.

What in the...
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Joe Biden <== makes Eddie Haskel seem sincere
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President Trump just said it's going to himself versus SleepyCreepy Joe.

I'm thinking team Trump will have a nuclear wedgie for Joe, in storage, that will appear later.

Members of team Trump are on the way to Ukraine now...with shovels.
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Members of team Trump are on the way to Ukraine now...with shovels.
Going for chargeable conspiracy? Because the trump tower meeting wasn't treasonous enough?
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Creepy Joe lived up to his reputation yesterday as he asked an 11 year old girl if she were as smart as she was attractive. WTF is wrong with this guy? Somebody chemically castrate him before be continues this crazy creepiness!
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Joe Joe pulled a no no.

I doubt CNN or Alissa will say a word but he got up in this heshe's grill when asked a question yesterday. Cayo is heshe's name. Plenty of full stories, if interested.
"I thought he was going to hit me"

Joe probably needed a nap or maybe a stiff drink and was in no mood for sass.
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Creepy Joe lived up to his reputation yesterday as he asked an 11 year old girl if she were as smart as she was attractive. WTF is wrong with this guy? Somebody chemically castrate him before be continues this crazy creepiness!
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Joe Biden <== makes Eddie Haskel seem sincere
Eddie for Prez!!

As long as "Young Beav" and Wally are part of the cabinet. Old Beav probably like Trump.
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Joe, Joe, Joe, just stop it already.
Ha, fat chance.

"Know what I was most proud of?" presidential candidate Joe Biden told a crowd on Wednesday. "For eight years, there wasn't one single hint of a scandal or a lie."


Hey, Joe Biden! Here Are Some Scandals You Forgot.

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/

But, but, but.
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"Know what I was most proud of?" presidential candidate Joe Biden told a crowd on Wednesday. "For eight years, there wasn't one single hint of a scandal or a lie."
That quote won't age well.
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It will be funny/sad to see how Iran and NK shit on the old fckr
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