ugh i hate my goddamn job

c0nstant · 09-12-2009, 04:16 AM

my job is so fucking terrible. i'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks i work with:

first, there is this supermodel wannabe chick. yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. the girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. she is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. she is as dumb as a box of rocks, and i still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

the next chick is completely the opposite. she might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. she is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. i'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. i think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

but the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. this guy is more than just your average pothead. tn fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and i'm sure after work. he probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. he dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960s, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. every fucking day i have to look at this huge great dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. hell, sometimes i even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to mcdonalds and burger king, every single fucking day.

anyway, i drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

solefald · 09-12-2009, 04:19 AM

lol

al4m · 09-12-2009, 04:23 AM

so i assume you're fred?

m3pare · 09-12-2009, 04:49 AM

weepost

Choolgooz · 09-12-2009, 04:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jh valley

anyway, i drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

c0nstant · 09-12-2009, 04:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jBryan

weepost

this guy

Dmitriy@AUTOcouture · 09-12-2009, 08:47 AM

Oregano123 · 09-12-2009, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jh valley

my job is so fucking terrible. i'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks i work with:

first, there is this supermodel wannabe chick. yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. the girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. she is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. she is as dumb as a box of rocks, and i still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

the next chick is completely the opposite. she might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. she is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. i'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. i think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

but the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. this guy is more than just your average pothead. tn fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and i'm sure after work. he probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. he dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960s, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. every fucking day i have to look at this huge great dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. hell, sometimes i even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to mcdonalds and burger king, every single fucking day.

anyway, i drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

Bols · 09-12-2009, 09:46 AM

feel better ? lol

taliesen · 09-12-2009, 10:14 AM

Yeah, and you wear a freakin' neckerchief, so you've got no room to talk . . .

And don't forget that my uncle is loaded and pays for everything.

Now if you'll excuse me, my dog and I are gonna go make a sandwich bigger than our heads and have a snack.

m3pare · 09-12-2009, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jh valley

this guy

Moxie · 09-12-2009, 11:14 AM

Sounds like Shaggy, Scooby, Freddy & Daphne in the Mystery Machine on Scooby Doo.

Yes, I have kids

aut0sh0cker · 09-12-2009, 12:06 PM

lolololololololololololololololol

Scorpion · 09-12-2009, 12:38 PM

LMFAO that was good.

Mega Man · 09-12-2009, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by taliesen

Yeah, and you wear a freakin' neckerchief, so you've got no room to talk . . .

It's an ascot...now get it right or pay the price!

NewSong · 09-12-2009, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jh valley

my job is so fucking terrible. i'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks i work with:

first, there is this supermodel wannabe chick. yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. the girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. she is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. she is as dumb as a box of rocks, and i still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

the next chick is completely the opposite. she might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. she is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. i'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. i think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

but the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. this guy is more than just your average pothead. tn fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and i'm sure after work. he probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. he dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960s, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. every fucking day i have to look at this huge great dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. hell, sometimes i even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to mcdonalds and burger king, every single fucking day.

anyway, i drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

MCMLXXXIX · 09-12-2009, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moxie

Sounds like Shaggy, Scooby, Freddy & Daphne in the Mystery Machine on Scooby Doo.

Yes, I have kids

ptack · 09-12-2009, 04:41 PM

Aint't it funny how the universe sometimes put you right where you belong?

Bimmer Nerd · 09-12-2009, 05:22 PM

DAMN.

Model + Ugliest chick + pot head + Postwhore = WHERE DA FUK DO YOU WORK ?

Year's_End · 09-12-2009, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by jBryan

weepost

i should copyright this term.

btw i got lols.

Year's_End · 09-12-2009, 06:42 PM

and if nobody got the scooby doo reference you should kill yourself haha.

10M3MAN · 09-13-2009, 04:08 AM

I was dressing up as a monster and tormenting a small village, while secretly taking gold from their mine until they showed up. "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you mettling kids!!!"

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c0nstant Lieutenant General 1829 Rep 17,322 Posts Drives: G80 M3 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (1)	ugh i hate my goddamn job my job is so fucking terrible. i'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks i work with: first, there is this supermodel wannabe chick. yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. the girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. she is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. she is as dumb as a box of rocks, and i still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe. the next chick is completely the opposite. she might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. she is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. i'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. i think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat. but the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. this guy is more than just your average pothead. tn fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and i'm sure after work. he probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. he dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960s, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. every fucking day i have to look at this huge great dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. hell, sometimes i even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to mcdonalds and burger king, every single fucking day. anyway, i drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
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