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      06-26-2015, 01:20 PM   #1365
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If it's me, I take my ban with bride! You still can't wear anything to sauna!
I don't like wearing anything..., anywhere.


The police seem to have a different opinion than I..., 5 times now. When will they learn a nudist gunna nude?
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      06-26-2015, 01:21 PM   #1366
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Shall we move on?

I'd rather listen to captain handsome sugartits blab about his imaginary m6 or even a 10 page essay from lups would sound pretty good to me right now.
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Someone is about to get banned, so you cultural folks walk that line as best as you can
If it's me, I take my ban with bride! You still can't wear anything to sauna!
Lups is right about the prudence of Americans.

When I was stationed in Germany, and then years later in Japan, it would have basically been considered rude to enter a steam room or hot bath with some sort of covering except for maybe a towel to use use to walk to and from.

If someone does that in the states, it's considered rude or awkward for someone to just walk into a sauna completely nude. That action would actually make people walk out after a few hushed wispers.

Cultural differences, indeed.

No need for the argument about cultural differences here though. Let's not get this thread taken down like the last interview thread... then all of our typing would have been for nothing, and I hate when hard work is all for nothing.
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      06-26-2015, 01:25 PM   #1368
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I don't like wearing anything..., anywhere.


The police seem to have a different opinion than I..., 5 times now. When will they learn a nudist gunna nude?
Last summer I had this bitch on my case telling me walking around nude is not acceptable in America. Every fucking time I went to the dog park, she jumped from a bush and started bitching.

One time I just stopped a group of guys and asked them if she was right, introducing her to them as the dress police naturally. The guys told her politely I am allows to wear less even if I so wish, and that they'd think it would be preferred so by most.

Dress police now just gives me an evil eye when she sees me.

Democracy is a bitch when it bites back.
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      06-26-2015, 01:27 PM   #1369
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Shall we move on?

I'd rather listen to captain handsome sugartits blab about his imaginary m6 or even a 10 page essay from lups would sound pretty good to me right now.


The ladies in question that seem to have difficulty understanding each other - take it to PM so the rest of us can enjoy the intelligent banter and pick on MrSS and his pretend M6 as I described earlier
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      06-26-2015, 01:29 PM   #1370
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Last summer I had this bitch on my case telling me walking around nude is not acceptable in America. Every fucking time I went to the dog park, she jumped from a bush and started bitching.

One time I just stopped a group of guys and asked them if she was right, introducing her to them as the dress police naturally. The guys told her politely I am allows to wear less even if I so wish, and that they'd think it would be preferred so by most.

Dress police now just gives me an evil eye when she sees me.

Democracy is a bitch when it bites back.
The power of the MANy have spoken - Take it off Lups!!!!!!!!!!!
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The ladies in question that seem to have difficulty understanding each other - take it to PM so the rest of us can enjoy the intelligent banter and pick on MrSS and his pretend M6 as I described earlier
The only reason one of them is in here is because there's a woman talking about nudity.

What a creeper...
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      06-26-2015, 01:32 PM   #1372
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The power of the MANy have spoken - Take it off Lups!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol!

Just a bikini top and cutoffs/ a dress so ugly a cop told me he can't give me a ticket because his head is hurting from the sight. Nothing that could often anyone who has eyes.
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      06-26-2015, 01:35 PM   #1373
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Last summer I had this bitch on my case telling me walking around nude is not acceptable in America. Every fucking time I went to the dog park, she jumped from a bush and started bitching.

One time I just stopped a group of guys and asked them if she was right, introducing her to them as the dress police naturally. The guys told her politely I am allows to wear less even if I so wish, and that they'd think it would be preferred so by most.

Dress police now just gives me an evil eye when she sees me.

Democracy is a bitch when it bites back.

I think it's more socially acceptable for good looking women to walk around naked. However, if you're a good looking dude like myself walking around naked, the reaction isn't quite the same.

One lady asked me what was wrong with my third leg, I said lady, I know not of which you speak, for I only have two legs.

Then the police came.
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pick on MrSS and his pretend M6 as I described earlier
His pretend M6
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I think it's more socially acceptable for good looking women to walk around naked. However, if you're a good looking dude like myself walking around naked, the reaction isn't quite the same.

One lady asked me what was wrong with my third leg, I said lady, I know not of which you speak, for I only have two legs.

Then the police came.
You see, the problem with it is that if we let good looking women walk around naked, we have to let the not good looking ones do the same.

Otherwise, we're "fat shaming" or whatever PC term people come up with next.
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      06-26-2015, 01:44 PM   #1376
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Suppose a Greek can read this => στην υγειά σας .
Στην υγειά μας!
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      06-26-2015, 01:44 PM   #1377
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I think it's more socially acceptable for good looking women to walk around naked. However, if you're a good looking dude like myself walking around naked, the reaction isn't quite the same.

One lady asked me what was wrong with my third leg, I said lady, I know not of which you speak, for I only have two legs.

Then the police came.
Awww....

But it's funny. Even in the army, on a camp, with no other females in sight did it occur to me go to a sauna dressed. Sure the guys and I had shared a tent for two weeks in a row at that point so there is zero chance of any of us being attracted to each other ever, we still when we get a permission from the spouses go and have a sauna night together. The only time anyone has made a comment about how I or they've looked like was when I was abt 7 months prego, and my best friend said he's afraid my breasts were going to explode. This was when I was still dressed.

It's so normal there. We don't attract mates on how little we wear, we actually have to work on being interest and we accept age and life also shows.
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You see, the problem with it is that if we let good looking women walk around naked, we have to let the not good looking ones do the same.

Otherwise, we're "fat shaming" or whatever PC term people come up with next.
True. That would be devastating.

"Big Boned Shaming" "Overweight because it's a disease shaming"


.... "American Shaming"?
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Awww....

But it's funny. Even in the army, on a camp, with no other females in sight did it occur to me go to a sauna dressed. Sure the guys and I had shared a tent for two weeks in a row at that point so there is zero chance of any of us being attracted to each other ever, we still when we get a permission from the spouses go and have a sauna night together. The only time anyone has made a comment about how I or they've looked like was when I was abt 7 months prego, and my best friend said he's afraid my breasts were going to explode. This was when I was still dressed.

It's so normal there. We don't attract mates on how little we wear, we actually have to work on being interest and we accept age and life also shows.
...., you completely lost me after you said breasts about to explode.
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I think Canada is a bit more open about nudity. Women are allowed to walk around topless in Toronto. Montreal is very European. I've gone to nude beaches in Europe and dropped the banana hammock with no issue.
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Did you try to call Jake from State Farm?
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...., you completely lost me after you said breasts about to explode.
Hahaha, dude nothing is as pathetic as me pregnant.
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The ladies in question that seem to have difficulty understanding each other - take it to PM so the rest of us can enjoy the intelligent banter and pick on MrSS and his pretend M6 as I described earlier
The only reason one of them is in here is because there's a woman talking about nudity.

What a creeper...
Yeah, Lups , shut up!!!
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True. That would be devastating.

"Big Boned Shaming" "Overweight because it's a disease shaming"


.... "American Shaming"?
As much as I would enjoy good looking women walking around nude, there's a whole lot out there in good old 'Murica that I don't want to see.

Especially in my part of North Carolina...
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I think Canada is a bit more open about nudity. Women are allowed to walk around topless in Toronto. Montreal is very European. I've gone to nude beaches in Europe and dropped the banana hammock with no issue.
I disagree. Maybe you're speaking for the east only.
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