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      01-18-2016, 12:38 PM   #21385
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Might you kindly convert your Euro awesomeness to farenheeit so dat we Americans' can unnerstand?
Oh for fucks sake you idiots.

32 f is zero c.

One c is 1.8 F.

20*1.8= 36.

36-32= 4c.
( I think we found our idiot, for the life of me my mildly over used head can not get this rest go correctly into a form my math teacher on the fourth grade wouldn't but me to detention to. And yes I know what I'mfucking up but this is just funny here now after the whole idiot...)
The most I've seen while here was -27C. That's

27*.1.8- 32= 16.5 F ish.
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      01-18-2016, 12:42 PM   #21388
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Shouldn't you be mommy everyday?
No. I had FUN this weekend. I was baby free from Friday until tomorrow night.

So far I have,

Cleaned ..once! And only once!
Completed laundry without having to refold ten times due do toddler throwing clothes on the floor.
Went SHOPPING and TOOK MY TIME!!!!!!!!
Went out.
Spent time with FRIENDS!!!!!
Drank WINE!!!!!!
SLEPT IN PAST 8 AM!!!!!
Didnt have to wash any bottles!
No diaper changes!!!!!

I'm on cloud 9


(except I did FT my Mom about 40 times. I miss my Princess)
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Speaking of sick, did any of you watch Lester Holt interviewing those patients of that Cancer DR that was charged with fraud last night?

How horrific!
You need to upgrade your definition of horrific, Sarah.
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Oh for fucks sake you idiots.

32 f is zero c.

One c is 1.8 F.

20*1.8= 36.

36-32= 4c.

The most I've seen while here was -27C. That's

27*.1.8- 32= 16.5 F ish.
You posted math, which means blah blah blah fuck sake blah blah fucking cold blah blah ish.

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You posted math, which mean blah blah blah fuck sake blah blah fucking cold blah blah ish.
I just fell on my fat ass from my high horse so nicely I'm still laughing at myself.
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I just fell on my fat ass from my high horse so nicely I'm still laughing at myself.
That's because I shot your ridiculous high horse so you can have a meal
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I'm visual and this is a bad thing.

So what you're saying is that if she coughs, the force is such that the crabs that infest her pubic hair will become airborne and land on Sara's face?

Explain to a simple minded person how this happens...
Essentially they are crawling around on the fur patch and they tend to crawl up your pants, up through your shirt, then up through the neck and crawl on your face, but you don't notice, and boom, when you sneeze, crabs everywhere.


It's Americas greatest epidemic.
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You need to upgrade your definition of horrific, Sarah.
Pumping people full of chemo that didnt have cancer to the point where some of them died to maximize on $$$ isn't horrific to you?

You need a lesson in humanity.
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Essentially they are crawling around on the fur patch and they tend to crawl up your pants, up through your shirt, then up through the neck and crawl on your face, but you don't notice, and boom, when you sneeze, crabs everywhere.

It's Americas greatest epidemic.
Unless it's hardwood flooring, then no creepy crawlies to fling through the air...
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That's because I shot your ridiculous high horse so you can have a meal
Fuck off Alex! My ego is fragile.
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Unless it's hardwood flooring, then no creepy crawlies to fling through the air...
Keep all surfaces bald.
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Pumping people full of chemo that didnt have cancer to the point where some of them died to maximize on $$$ isn't horrific to you?

You need a lesson in humanity.
Maybe, but you're not even qualified to do the intro for Humanity 101, so spare me the moralizing tone and go back to your Valentinos
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Maybe, but you're not even qualified to do the intro for Humanity 101, so spare me the moralizing tone and go back to your Valentinos
Are you in the military? Or am I confusing you with Delta?
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Are you in the military? Or am I confusing you with Delta?
Are you kidding me?
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      01-18-2016, 01:18 PM   #21404
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Sure I can do that for you..Here's a copy from mine .
BTW...I'm so sorry Alex (you know for what) In person I would buy you at least 10 drinks , I apologize
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Sure I can do that for you..Here's a copy from mine .
BTW...I'm so sorry Alex (you know for what) In person I would buy you at least 10 drinks , I apologize
I'm sorry too, Phil. For what, I have no fucking clue, but I'm changing my ways for 2016 to be a kinder, gentler, pussified version of my mean 2015 self.
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