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      12-22-2017, 12:43 PM   #23
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Yup, costs about 20 euros per kilo, then i shred it, fry it with bacon cuts and throw it in the oven for four hours with a dark beer poured in as a sauce. A little salt, pepper and time and you have perfection on a plate. Served with mashed potatoes and berries i can't remember a name in English now.
Will trade jalapenos !!! My stomach is growling right now.

Tamales are being made at my house tomorrow. A few pork shoulders and a turkey were placed on low heat at bedtime last night. For some reason I woke up STARVING this morning. Dog says the pork was delish
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Will trade jalapenos !!! My stomach is growling right now.

Tamales are being made at my house tomorrow. A few pork shoulders and a turkey were placed on low heat at bedtime last night. For some reason I woke up STARVING this morning. Dog says the pork was delish
It is pretty fucking good. I usually put 2/3 reindeer, one third bacon as the meats, and the key is the long simmering time naturally. I think the almost no fat consisting reindeer meat needs a little pork to work.

The potato dish I serve it with this time is food porn. When done right it's addictive and by far the favorite of all Christmas foods. It's even easy to make, but needs an overnight time to get the flavor and the texture to be perfect.

Those are my main dishes, I'm making also bear mest balls (served with an other vegetable dish that demands an overnight cooking time) and some horse meat salad with a mustard croutons (make the bread, cut it to bits, roll them in home made sweet habanero mustard) and the gazillion bea spouts I've grown for Christmas.

Oh, and cheeses as the desert if anyone can still walk to a fridge after that all.

Cranberries on top of the reindeer dish. Mashed, a little sugar added. It works as the perfect contrast to the reindeer meat.

Lol, my dogs have loved over the years a whole turkey, a pork leg, a goose and once my fucking meat balls found a better audience than those to whom they were cooked to. Fucking hairy beasts make it hard to love them at times.
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It is pretty fucking good. I usually put 2/3 reindeer, one third bacon as the meats, and the key is the long simmering time naturally. I think the almost no fat consisting reindeer meat needs a little pork to work.

The potato dish I serve it with this time is food porn. When done right it's addictive and by far the favorite of all Christmas foods. It's even easy to make, but needs an overnight time to get the flavor and the texture to be perfect.

Those are my main dishes, I'm making also bear mest balls (served with an other vegetable dish that demands an overnight cooking time) and some horse meat salad with a mustard croutons (make the bread, cut it to bits, roll them in home made sweet habanero mustard) and the gazillion bea spouts I've grown for Christmas.

Oh, and cheeses as the desert if anyone can still walk to a fridge after that all.

Cranberries on top of the reindeer dish. Mashed, a little sugar added. It works as the perfect contrast to the reindeer meat.
Horse meat, but no moose knuckle??????
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Horse meat, but no moose knuckle??????
You are not ruining my Christmas cooking with images of mk jerking off while he watches those!
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Hey don't talk about horse meat, you might summon Sara504
She'll forgive me. There are now a thread about ass licking and huge penises. A little horse meat on a plate will be ignored.
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She'll forgive me. There are now a thread about ass licking and huge penises. A little horse meat on a plate will be ignored.
Yeah but we both know that ass licking and huge penises don't TRULY exist. It's all fiction. Fake news.
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Yeah but we both know that ass licking and huge penises don't TRULY exist. It's all fiction. Fake news.
I've seen documentaries that contradicts your statement.
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I've seen documentaries that contradicts your statement.
Anna .I'm pretty sure you mean porn
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Documentary. They wrote a book about it, it's called Mein Kempf.
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Documentary. They wrote a book about it, it's called Mein Kempf.
That one didn't have the hot plumbers, and i think they only made documentaries of the outcomes of that book.
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That one didn't have the hot plumbers, and i think they only made documentaries of the outcomes of that book.
Did you know that the real book about the girl in the attic would diddle herself all the time and write about it?
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Did you know that the real book about the girl in the attic would diddle herself all the time and write about it?
Yeah, that ain't mean kampf.
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Yeah, that ain't mean kampf.
Diary of Danny DaVito or something I think it was called.
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Diary of Danny DaVito or something I think it was called.
Nope, but you deserve real credit for creating a thread about a shitty CEO, i turn it in to a food thread, then porn and you manage to mix hitler and Frank.
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Nope, but you deserve real credit for creating a thread about a shitty CEO, i turn it in to a food thread, then porn and you manage to mix hitler and Frank.
Have you heard the fable of Mister Hands?
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I though we were in a trust circle. You should watch one. Trust me on this. This videos are incredible. You know it. I know it. Everyone knows it.

Do it. You won't regret it. Trust me.
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Documentary. They wrote a book about it, it's called Mein Kempf.
I'm sorry my friend , it's Mein *Kampf*
But actually Die Führer shit is forbitten because the dude was bat shit crazy !
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