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      08-28-2008, 02:37 PM   #1
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After seeing that people are putting up useless threads like "when do you shit" and "when do you eat breakfast"

Lets go!!! Lets see who comes up with best joke

JOKE: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DEER WITH NO EYES ????????
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After seeing that people are putting up useless threads like "when do you shit" and "when do you eat breakfast"

Lets go!!!

JOKE: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DEER WITH NO EYES ????????
what?
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what?
I HAVE NO IDEA
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I HAVE NO IDEA
well wtf?


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what?
i have no idear.

but i have a joke.

What is Snoop Doggs favorite type of weather?
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well wtf?


I HAVE NO EYE DEER = I HAVE NO IDEA, get it
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i have no idear.

but i have a joke.

What is Snoop Doggs favorite type of weather?
Sunny ?
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Sunny ?
drizzle.

har har har.
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I HAVE NO EYE DEER = I HAVE NO IDEA, get it
well you said "i have no idea" not "i have no eye deer" ....have you said that the joke would of made sense and been funny

you didnt

so it wasnt funny

....gtfo teh internetss
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Joke: How Come The Blind Man Couldn't Find The Roasters Egg ?
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Joke: How Come The Blind Man Couldn't Find The Roasters Egg ?
i think you meant rooster.....roosters dont lay eggs
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i think you meant rooster.....roosters dont lay eggs
good catch,

JOKE: I have two coins in my hand totalling 6 cents, one of them isnt a nickel, What coins do i have?
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good catch,

JOKE: I have two coins in my hand totalling 6 cents, one of them isnt a nickel, What coins do i have?
got me
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good catch,

JOKE: I have two coins in my hand totalling 6 cents, one of them isnt a nickel, What coins do i have?
the OTHER one is the nickel and the first one is a penny, am I right? lol
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good catch,

JOKE: I have two coins in my hand totalling 6 cents, one of them isnt a nickel, What coins do i have?
nickel and penny
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yes got it, Nickel and Penny, i said ONE of them is not a nickel not NONE of them...

JOKE: Which Part of the Stadium do Puerto Ricans sit when attending a BaseBall game ?

(now lets be mature about this, no need to take offense it's just jokes, we are all grown here)
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yes got it, Nickel and Penny, i said ONE of them is not a nickel not NONE of them...

JOKE: Which Part of the Stadium do Puerto Ricans sit when attending a BaseBall game ?

(now lets be mature about this, no need to take offense it's just jokes, we are all grown here)
in the seating area?
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in the seating area?
Section 8
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A blind man walks into a china shop, grabs his seeing eye dog by the leash, and starts swinging him around in big circles over his head.

"What the hell are you DOING???" Screams the shopkeep.

"Nothing, just looking around"
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dont get it
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I would have guessed they all park on the grass
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A blind man walks into a china shop, grabs his seeing eye dog by the leash, and starts swinging him around in big circles over his head.

"What the hell are you DOING???" Screams the shopkeep.

"Nothing, just looking around"
Lol thats awesome.
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