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      06-19-2017, 12:15 PM   #50359
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'Oh chit! My BMW is on fire but instead of turning off the car and running I'll just give it one good WOT and hopefully the flames will subside. Oh Chit, it's getting worse'

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August 26
*Conor McGregor vs Floyd Mayweather*

Who bets the money on McGregor ?

lookin forward to this one...
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lookin forward to this one...
Me too ! And what do you personal think about Conor McGregor ?

Is McGregor able to kick Mayweather's ass ?
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      06-23-2017, 07:54 PM   #50370
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      06-26-2017, 01:19 PM   #50371
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Left the sliding door open with screen closed last night to get some cool air in the room. A little after 1 I wake up to the PUNGENT odor wafting in. Freaking Tom spritzed the door.

AND the worst part is the dog just laid there on the bed. . .
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Doggy style onto the bed?
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My god, i fucking hate painting. I fucking hate the gene mutation that gave us all eyesight

I hate everyone.
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My god, i fucking hate painting. I fucking hate the gene mutation that gave us all eyesight

I hate everyone.
Do you hate me as well? If so, I can understand - I am perfect after all, and people love to hate and destroy perfection.

But what about Axius - he's a wounded old bird exiled to the bitter climes of Cleveland and most certainly not perfect. No reason to hate him.

You know - an interesting experiment for you should you care to try it...eat one of your mother in law's meals blindfolded. You can't look at it at all beforehand or know what it is. I wonder if taking away your sight would improve your feelings towards the meal.

Might be more tolerable. And if not, there's always the amusing conversation starter that you wearing a blindfold while eating would provide.
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Do you hate me as well? If so, I can understand - I am perfect after all, and people love to hate and destroy perfection.

But what about Axius - he's a wounded old bird exiled to the bitter climes of Cleveland and most certainly not perfect. No reason to hate him.

You know - an interesting experiment for you should you care to try it...eat one of your mother in law's meals blindfolded. You can't look at it at all beforehand or know what it is. I wonder if taking away your sight would improve your feelings towards the meal.

Might be more tolerable. And if not, there's always the amusing conversation starter that you wearing a blindfold while eating would provide.
Oh, i hate you above all!

I'm always telling people hating others is the best way to move forward, i keep telling everyone building bridges is for pussies and and my extremely tolerant views are seen as the best in the world. Only you are in the way of me taking over the title as the most awesome person in the world.

So okay, i might only hate painting. But painting a log cabin that my dear old and with bad eye sight fil had gone through once with a primar paint was hell. The real paint only sticks to spots where the first layer wasn't applied ( that was of course an invisible kind of thing. Fun!) and then right after you start he says"funny, they said a log would take three times more of this stuff. I got tons left."

So i actually had to paint it by hand to ensure a good layer, an even layer.

And then my mil did all the foods.

I swear to god, she tries to kill me with a plate every time. They look like puke, they taste like shit and only a Canadian could exit the table politely
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      06-27-2017, 03:10 PM   #50378
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Find me the shirt and I would paint for you. I actually enjoy it (long as my flowing locks don't get blown into a wet wall)
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Oh, i hate you above all!

I'm always telling people hating others is the best way to move forward, i keep telling everyone building bridges is for pussies and and my extremely tolerant views are seen as the best in the world. Only you are in the way of me taking over the title as the most awesome person in the world.

So okay, i might only hate painting. But painting a log cabin that my dear old and with bad eye sight fil had gone through once with a primar paint was hell. The real paint only sticks to spots where the first layer wasn't applied ( that was of course an invisible kind of thing. Fun!) and then right after you start he says"funny, they said a log would take three times more of this stuff. I got tons left."

So i actually had to paint it by hand to ensure a good layer, an even layer.

And then my mil did all the foods.

I swear to god, she tries to kill me with a plate every time. They look like puke, they taste like shit and only a Canadian could exit the table politely



Well written - made me laugh!

Part of me wants to try these MIL food stuffs...just to see if they are as bad as you say.
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Well written - made me laugh!

Part of me wants to try these MIL food stuffs...just to see if they are as bad as you say.
She makes my recipes since the kids are used to them. She just modifies them a bit...

You want examples? I can spend the evening telling you them, and I'll even text ax to post pics.
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