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      03-11-2017, 09:32 PM   #1409
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I've had 223 settle on the back of my neck before shooting at a rest after hit the side barrier. Tried staying still and taking next shot. Left quite a mark
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Glock should eat any crap you feed it
A light load that isn't hot enough might might fail to eject or cause stove pipes. But outside of that, yeah, should eat anything.
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      03-11-2017, 09:39 PM   #1412
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I've had 223 settle on the back of my neck before shooting at a rest after hit the side barrier. Tried staying still and taking next shot. Left quite a mark
lol, that's how i got the mark on my thumb, i thought i'll just take the heat and continue shooting though it. Dat brass be hot, yo!
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      03-11-2017, 10:18 PM   #1413
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Glock should eat any crap you feed it
My botch jqmmed 3 times. Ugh.
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      03-11-2017, 10:22 PM   #1414
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I'm so fucked up right now. Having an awful time. Ignoring my date lol. Ugh help
Fundguy put out the ointment offer.
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My botch jqmmed 3 times. Ugh.
How many drinks have you had with your date at this point?

Drinking won't make them go away you know.
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      03-11-2017, 11:28 PM   #1416
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I love this. So human. I hope you aren't upset tomorrow about this. Respect level just went up a notch.
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      03-11-2017, 11:29 PM   #1417
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And yes, the ex part, bad move. Been there, done that.
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      03-11-2017, 11:39 PM   #1418
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Sounds like you're looking for a concealed weapon.
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Text him meow and tell him you had other plans you forgot about. Do it meow!
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I have a riding lesson at 11 tomorrow. No I really liked bjorn we dated a long Time and he pissed me off when during a saints game he choose his guys over me when we had plans and I broke it off with him over that. I shouldn't have done that so we're going to talk about it tomorrow. I broke it off in October. It's been a long time since I've seen him
You should cancel based on the name Bjorn alone.
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He's 6'1, blonde hair, blue eyes and the biggest penis I've seen. Did I mention he's anER Dr? What's not to like?
His name. With a 2 dollar handle like that he needs the giant penis and stacks of cash to break even with a guy that works in a cubical, has a 4" wiener and lives in his mom's basement.

That and the fact that he chose his guys over you.

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Why aren't we talking about guns
Because you're horny and can't get Bjorn's penis out of your mind and in your vagina quick enough.
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You need to feel someone new. No more Swedish meatballs. Try a German bratwurst.
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Theres about 3 billion other choices. Exes are exes for a reason. You forget that until they're back. Then its worse. And then the good memories you had with them are gone too.
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Hey he actually makes it fun. He handcuffed me last time

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We'll see. We'll see what he has to say tomorrow at Starbucks. It is his birthday. So I'll meet him. I have thought about him a lot over the past couple of months. I just took him off Block today. I over reacted.
Pretty sure he's going to say he's sorry. Then he'll get some ass and promptly go hang with the guys. Back on the block list.
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He's Norwegian
So drop the pickled herring and get a weiner schnitzel.
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Exes are exes for a reason. You forget that until they're back. Then its worse. And then the good memories you had with them are gone too.
Quite so.
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