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      09-12-2019, 05:23 PM   #771
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Meet Winky, AKA who I call ALF for "Antisocial Little Fucker"... I know about the 80's sitcom and how Alf wanted to eat cats once, which is a contributing reason I settled on the name. He's about as charming as he looks. I WISH this was a joke/troll post, and the roommates only warned me about him AFTER I moved in (bastards).

He was a stray cat that has been taken back to the shelter twice, and they warned my roommates that if ALF was taken back a 3rd time he'd be euthanized, so they felt sorry for him and put up with his antics of hissing, yowling, and even taking swipes at people (even ALF's dumbass owners)... I used to not believe in euthanizing animals, but ALF is seriously pushing the envelope every time he sneaks up on me when I wake up to take a piss at 3 AM. Can't wait until I'm able to move out of this shit-hole... I'm surprised I have even half the patience I've exuded for ALF; if this was anybody else, I'm sure he'd be a goner for sure.

Excuse the pic quality; although it was taken by a decent phone, this is zoomed all the way in, and that look on his face was too funny/creepy not to capture it (but he does usually have a Ted Bundy reptilian stare though).

EDIT: The notification made me LOL... "no one and 3 others" sounds like a mathematical impossibility! (I know, there's someone with that screen name, but still)
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      09-12-2019, 05:44 PM   #773
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You just gotta show him who's boss. Then after you warm the can of cat food and properly plate it, you make sure he also has lots of iced water and catnip.
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You just gotta show him who's boss.
He knows. It's you who's gotta learn it.
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I think I would like the Doof. Seems like a right nice fellow.
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I think I would like the Doof. Seems like a right nice fellow.
Indeed.
A rough and tumble dog outside, but is The Doof in the house. A most cool and good Doof.
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There he is on duty again.
He works hard and is on duty quite often...
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Good lookiní dog.
Has the face of noble, real dog.
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Watching Spurs/Leicester with my coffee.
The Doof is busy keeping guard.
Almost looks like heís smiling.
Heís my good dumb dog.
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Not a pet, but we had this visitor today... First time I've seen one around our house.
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But I will add a pet picture as well. This if Fibonacci (Fib).
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thats a funny looking dog
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But I will add a pet picture as well. This if Fibonacci (Fib).
what the heck is that?
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