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      10-14-2016, 01:01 PM   #40679
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It's not installing the drivers for your wired mouse. That's weird. With window open, unplug the mouse, try a different port, see if it makes a difference.


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No I'm Chinese. (BTW, before you think I'm racist, I'm just joking. I grew up with brown people and I like brown guys. My prom date was brown even)
That's not racist. That's a damn fucking shame to us Asians.
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Ok.

It's not installing the drivers for your wired mouse. That's weird. With window open, unplug the mouse, try a different port, see if it makes a difference.


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is our IT guy really named Aatish?
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      10-14-2016, 01:08 PM   #40682
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I mean, I usually tell the Starbucks lady "Sam", so idk
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is our IT guy really named Aatish?
Please don't laugh with my friend Aatish ...
Yes his real name is Aatish and he is Indian .

I am Belgian with the name Philippe , and so what ?
BTW....And who are you brother ?
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Please don't laugh with my friend Aatish ...
Yes his real name is Aatish and he is Indian .

I am Belgian with the name Philippe , and so what ?
BTW....And who are you brother ?
my name is Phil and I'm korean. It's a joke. I'm always on here. Just haven't been in a while.
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I mean, I usually tell the Starbucks lady "Sam", so idk
makes sense.
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Last time someone just picked him at random, because SOMEONE was getting it, he ended up married with a kid.
3 kids, a dog, and a sister-in-law all in a 2.5 bedroom/1 bath house. (not sure which emoji to put here)
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Pretty sure Tara ethered her Asus...
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Ok now the entire mouse cursor has disappeared!!!!!!! ARGHHHHHH HELP!!!
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I'm ready to kill someone so it may be you!
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If I got an old-fashioned mouse with a wire, is that guaranteed to work instantly?
I'm running out of time here. With no mouse cursor, this is impossible to get my work done.
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It's not working either
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Ok.

It's not installing the drivers for your wired mouse. That's weird. With window open, unplug the mouse, try a different port, see if it makes a difference.


Expand the "Human Interface" tab and post.
You know, when Lups said she was sending you a cat, I really didn't know she was sending you one that had an affinity for eating e-mice.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it was low hanging fruit and I'm feeling lazy on a Friday. I'm really no help at all I'm afraid.

If the drivers are up to date, you've done a hard reboot, and nothing is working when plugged in, I'm not sure what's happening. Especially if other USB devices are working. Like, if you plug your phone in, or keyboard or something else - it recognizes it right?
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      10-14-2016, 01:29 PM   #40689
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Ok now the entire mouse cursor has disappeared!!!!!!! ARGHHHHHH HELP!!!
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I'm ready to kill someone so it may be you!
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If I got an old-fashioned mouse with a wire, is that guaranteed to work instantly?
I'm running out of time here. With no mouse cursor, this is impossible to get my work done.
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It's not working either
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Ok.

It's not installing the drivers for your wired mouse. That's weird. With window open, unplug the mouse, try a different port, see if it makes a difference.


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You know, when Lups said she was sending you a cat, I really didn't know she was sending you one that had an affinity for eating e-mice.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it was low hanging fruit and I'm feeling lazy on a Friday. I'm really no help at all I'm afraid.

If the drivers are up to date, you've done a hard reboot, and nothing is working when plugged in, I'm not sure what's happening. Especially if other USB devices are working. Like, if you plug your phone in, or keyboard or something else - it recognizes it right?
Now that I think of it, it didn't recognize my phone the other day. And I just tried to transfer out my files I need on a USB stick and it didn't work. The only thing that worked was putting it on an sd card.
I just connected the new mouse to an old little laptop I had and it works.
But I can't use that old computer because it doesn't have Word.
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looks like i made quite the impression on us Indian bimmers!
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I'm kind of a big deal...

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No I'm Chinese. (BTW, before you think I'm racist, I'm just joking. I grew up with brown people and I like brown guys. My prom date was brown even)
That's not racist. That's a damn fucking shame to us Asians.
I don't get it. Indians are Asians too.
And I'm pretty much color blind when it comes to people.
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      10-14-2016, 01:34 PM   #40693
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You know, when Lups said she was sending you a cat, I really didn't know she was sending you one that had an affinity for eating e-mice.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it was low hanging fruit and I'm feeling lazy on a Friday. I'm really no help at all I'm afraid.

If the drivers are up to date, you've done a hard reboot, and nothing is working when plugged in, I'm not sure what's happening. Especially if other USB devices are working. Like, if you plug your phone in, or keyboard or something else - it recognizes it right?
Lol, I'm fast!
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You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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Now that I think of it, it didn't recognize my phone the other day. And I just tried to transfer out my files I need on a USB stick and it didn't work. The only thing that worked was putting it on an sd card.
I just connected the new mouse to an old little laptop I had and it works.
But I can't use that old computer because it doesn't have Word.
Doesn't sound good then. Probably something wrong with your USB ports if it isn't recognizing anything. But you know it isn't a mouse issue now, which is a plus, since you don't have to waste time on that...can you transfer the file via internet to another computer that does have word? Even go to the library or something if its urgent.
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I/O board problem?
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I don't get it. Indians are Asians too.
And I'm pretty much color blind when it comes to people.
oh thought you meant brown as in mexican
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I don't get it. Indians are Asians too.
And I'm pretty much color blind when it comes to people.
oh thought you meant brown as in mexican
We don't have Mexicans in Canada.
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See if you can back up your stuff on an SD card.
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is this some sort of SJW thread? what's up with the sensitivity all of a sudden?
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I was about to make a statement regarding a dry cleaner, but withhold.


Tara, if the things old, start looking for a new one.
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