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My world felt like it was crashing down. I saw all of my future cars, homes and gym clothes disappear before my eyes. I've never been so happy to hear a girl got her period few days later.
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I don't let her know I'm scared. After she's told me she's late, I stay cool calm and collected, and a few days later ask her "hey want to come over?" (Clearly to have my way with her) At which point, I heard the most beautiful phrase in the English language- "I can't, I finally got my period" Even though I say "awe man that sucks" deep down inside I'm jumping for joy, and celebrate by banging another girl
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Yes I buy 100 dollar men leggings. And 60 dollar compression shorts. 6 different pairs, once a month. Sometimes when I'm too lazy to do laundry, I'll buy new gym clothes at the Nike store too. What can I say- I like looking good at the gym. :
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That's my hurracan. I'll take the hurracan instead. In my nice Nike clothes. Sometimes under armour. Sometimes adidas.
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It would far exceed 5k, that's for sure.
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Since I don't have to travel this weekend, may be a good weekend to misbehave a bit
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But As stated earlier- Can't get a girl pregnant in the mouth or in the butt.
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