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08-11-2021, 09:05 PM | #1 |
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Wife's iPad left sitting here open She's always on here laughing at posts Thought she was having an affair or something Can one of you convince my wife to get a real BMW? The little gay electric car is cool, but I don't want to be seen in the thing Nothing bad against gay folks. Have you seen this thing? Dying over here. She's going to see this. It wasn't me. |
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08-11-2021, 09:42 PM | #8 |
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The other thread explains the iPad laying around. Lol
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08-11-2021, 09:48 PM | #9 |
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None of us are having an affair with her,I swear, I mean we swear to God. Is my punctuation correct?
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08-11-2021, 11:16 PM | #11 |
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Isn't this the chick who farts in public? Bro no one is trying to steal her from you
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08-11-2021, 11:30 PM | #12 |
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You come out of hiding to comment on farting?
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08-12-2021, 02:32 AM | #16 |
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08-12-2021, 11:16 AM | #17 |
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08-12-2021, 11:19 AM | #18 |
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Ok..har har.
Kept getting reply notifications for this thread on my Apple Watch. Finally got in here and read all this. First off, I want to apologize for the gay comment my husband made. Secondly, I love my i3! It's my first BMW automobile. Someone here said I posted this originally. Nope, just got loaded on THC gummies and left iPad with forum open to dig in the fridge for munchies. Don't believe that? You do you. Lol. How many i3 owners frequent OTD? Surly I'm not the only one? Please let me not be the only one. |
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08-12-2021, 11:58 AM | #19 |
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I saw 3 of them driving home from work yesterday. We all waved and honked. Lol! I didn't realize how tall the car was till I was stretched out inside, then parked it next to my 4x4 dodge Dakota. Then I got out without rolling to my knees. I was shocked. I drove a 2014 Nissan Maxima for a while. I used to roll out of the car because it was so low to the ground. Sucks for tall people. My truck.. I just slide out of the thing like a short person would do out of a tall chair. i3, I just pivot, stand, Ding! Sold! |
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The bigger question is, does your husbands embarrassment give you a sense of satisfaction? |
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