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      10-21-2016, 03:16 AM   #1
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That video gave me flashbacks when I was 13 years old... I use to sneak out of the house late at night, steal my parents car pick up my friends and drive around like a bunch of lunatics
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That video gave me flashbacks when I was 13 years old... I use to sneak out of the house late at night, steal my parents car pick up my friends and drive around like a bunch of lunatics


Same here. I'd go practice J-turns, sliding U turns and drifting. Those were the days. I'd offer to wash my parents cars, then go skateboarding.... with the keys. Head straight to the lumber store and have keys made. haha Gotta love how hardware and lumber stores had all the car manufacture blanks ready to go back then.
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Same here. I'd go practice J-turns, sliding U turns and drifting. Those were the days. I'd offer to wash my parents cars, then go skateboarding.... with the keys. Head straight to the lumber store and have keys made. haha Gotta love how hardware and lumber stores had all the car manufacture blanks ready to go back then.
The late 80's and early 90's miss my teenage years

God help my daughter if she tries pulling the same shit
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That video gave me flashbacks when I was 13 years old... I use to sneak out of the house late at night, steal my parents car pick up my friends and drive around like a bunch of lunatics
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A friend of mine's parents had a farm and we would go out and ride around on the farm in his dads old truck, he hit a rut which yanked the steering wheel and we were up on two wheels!
Some bitch nosy neighbor whose property was backed up to the farm was out recording and called the police since we were around 14 at the time. Nothing they can do since it's private property.
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That video gave me flashbacks when I was 13 years old... I use to sneak out of the house late at night, steal my parents car pick up my friends and drive around like a bunch of lunatics
+1....but I was 14. Got caught when I was 15
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A friend of mine's parents had a farm and we would go out and ride around on the farm in his dads old truck, he hit a rut which yanked the steering wheel and we were up on two wheels!
Some bitch nosy neighbor whose property was backed up to the farm was out recording and called the police since we were around 14 at the time. Nothing they can do since it's private property.
Haha, I used to take my dads truck and do donuts in the fields out at our ranch when I was like 12. My dad found the torn up grass and gave me so much shit... Still let me take the truck out though.
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That video gave me flashbacks when I was 13 years old... I use to sneak out of the house late at night, steal my parents car pick up my friends and drive around like a bunch of lunatics
I totally want to make it clear I do not approve this behavior and you sir should be sacrificed on the altar of police fuckers!

Since I got that out, I taught my kids how to drive in an M4, and a while ago I was babysitting because one of my idiot friends got married (again) and for entertainment, I taught the group of ten from 5 to 11 how to drive and how to drift on an empty field. Their parents picked them up next morning and they weren't too happy with me.

"for fucks sake Anna, I get the cars and for sure this control clinic thing probably makes them safer for walking but WHY THE FUCK DID YOU TEACH THEM DISCO CLASSICS TOO??? HOW MUCH ABBA DOES ONE HANGOVER TAKE BEFORE PUKE COMES OUT?"

I don't get many opportunities to hang out with my god children or my friends other kids but when I do, I go for big memories!
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I totally want to make it clear I do not approve this behavior and you sir should be sacrificed on the altar of police fuckers!

Since I got that out, I taught my kids how to drive in an M4, and a while ago I was babysitting because one of my idiot friends got married (again) and for entertainment, I taught the group of ten from 5 to 11 how to drive and how to drift on an empty field. Their parents picked them up next morning and they weren't too happy with me.

"for fucks sake Anna, I get the cars and for sure this control clinic thing probably makes them safer for walking but WHY THE FUCK DID YOU TEACH THEM DISCO CLASSICS TOO??? HOW MUCH ABBA DOES ONE HANGOVER TAKE BEFORE PUKE COMES OUT?"

I don't get many opportunities to hang out with my god children or my friends other kids but when I do, I go for big memories!
Back when I was 13, we had no idea what drifting was nor was there anywhere for us to attempt it since we grew up in congested NYC. I did however teach my friends how to drive a manual since my fathers car was a 5 speed Fiat Brava

There's nothing wrong with old school disco, although my ears are still fucked up to this day from driving around in a car with no interior and full of speakers

If you didn't do something stupid when you were young, you wont remember something funny when you're old...memories
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Back when I was 13, we had no idea what drifting was nor was there anywhere for us to attempt it since we grew up in congested NYC. I did however teach my friends how to drive a manual since my fathers car was a 5 speed Fiat Brava

There's nothing wrong with old school disco, although my ears are still fucked up to this day from driving around in a car with no interior and full of speakers

If you didn't do something stupid when you were young, you wont remember something funny when you're old...memories
Fuck yeah!

My dad taught me how to drive when I was like ten and it don't go down too well. My second attempt was with my mates in a sand pit in racers and my first crash happened about 5 minutes after learning how a manual works.

I assure you, the kids were safe and most of them driving from my lap, speeds went up to 20mph on a straight but they had to wear helmets since "a race car". I don't get to spend a lot of time with them since all of us have busy lives so I have to be the coolest aunt ever when I get the chance.

In the evening we were listening to my music and ome of the boys asked what is a song that drives his dad insane. Naturally I downloaded it and taught all the kids disco. I taught them to sing along and since all my friends were getting drunk in a wedding, I thought it was a great idea to boost their hangovers with music they haven't lived through.


Oh god, I've driven a brava. You sir are a brave man
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Fuck yeah!

My dad taught me how to drive when I was like ten and it don't go down too well. My second attempt was with my mates in a sand pit in racers and my first crash happened about 5 minutes after learning how a manual works.

I assure you, the kids were safe and most of them driving from my lap, speeds went up to 20mph on a straight but they had to wear helmets since "a race car". I don't get to spend a lot of time with them since all of us have busy lives so I have to be the coolest aunt ever when I get the chance.

In the evening we were listening to my music and ome of the boys asked what is a song that drives his dad insane. Naturally I downloaded it and taught all the kids disco. I taught them to sing along and since all my friends were getting drunk in a wedding, I thought it was a great idea to boost their hangovers with music they haven't lived through.


Oh god, I've driven a brava. You sir are a brave man
My father also taught me how to drive at 10, BIG mistake... I got my ass kicked after blowing the transmission twice from reving the engine up and dumping the clutch in the Brava lol

I have a 2 year old daughter who drives on my lap in parking lots and loves when I floor the truck since it's straight piped

You sound like a ball breaker... we may be related lol
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My father also taught me how to drive at 10, BIG mistake... I got my ass kicked after blowing the transmission twice from reving the engine up and dumping the clutch in the Brava lol

I have a 2 year old daughter who drives on my lap in parking lots and loves when I floor the truck since it's straight piped

You sound like a ball breaker... we may be related lol
My family really sucks so I'd be happy to adopt you as a brother or something else, and as told above I'm useful as a babysitter though my current condition (a serious and fatal case of baby fever ) might result in mild kidnappings at times.

That's a beautiful kid and god I love it when dads teach girls the car stuff. Mine was pretty useless with vehicles but he taught me other cool stuff instead.
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