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      06-25-2015, 10:31 AM   #1145
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Smarter people than us with impressive alphabet credentials have tried this and failed. There is no explanation, so save yourself the effort and frustration and think of another creative way to amuse us (your interviews and DIY are great)
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Wankers...soooooooo Euro
The man in question is from England so I can assume he speaks Canada. It's like america but with more words and better articulation.
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      06-25-2015, 10:38 AM   #1147
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The man in question is from England so I can assume he speaks Canada. It's like America but with more words and better articulation.
Unless he's from Liverpool
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      06-25-2015, 10:40 AM   #1148
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When you have the time Tara, could you please explain to me why women choose to live with these wankers?
Tara might not be the best resource on this particular topic...doubt she would tolerate a man that behaves anything close to this manner...

But - we know a much better resource on the subject who is just a mouse click away...
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      06-25-2015, 10:44 AM   #1149
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When you have the time Tara, could you please explain to me why women choose to live with these wankers?
Wankers...soooooooo Euro
Haha it's a great Euro word!
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      06-25-2015, 10:45 AM   #1150
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Tara might not be the best resource on this particular topic...doubt she would tolerate a man that behaves anything close to this manner...

But - we know a much better resource on the subject who is just a mouse click away...
Yes...., go on....
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Unless he's from Liverpool
Yeah, that. I went fishing to Scotland once, no idea what anyone said after we were half way up the island. Liverpool has the coolest name for a city though!
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Tara might not be the best resource on this particular topic...doubt she would tolerate a man that behaves anything close to this manner...

But - we know a much better resource on the subject who is just a mouse click away...
Lol coffee flew out when I read this. It was such a Billup comment. <3
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Liver is gross. Pools are nice. That's a 50% terrible name for a city, and a 50% good name for a city.

I'd rate it the most mediocre name for a city.
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Liver is gross. Pools are nice. That's a 50% terrible name for a city, and a 50% good name for a city.

I'd rate it the most mediocre name for a city.
Omg it was too early for that comment. I was like, WTF are you talking about?
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Liver is gross. Pools are nice. That's a 50% terrible name for a city, and a 50% good name for a city.

I'd rate it the most mediocre name for a city.
Liver is great! Liver stew is one of the things I miss the most. Ban lamb liver grilled, pure perfection.

Ah, you Americans miss out on so many great things.
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      06-25-2015, 10:52 AM   #1156
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When you have the time Tara, could you please explain to me why women choose to live with these wankers?
Tara might not be the best resource on this particular topic...doubt she would tolerate a man that behaves anything close to this manner...

But - we know a much better resource on the subject who is just a mouse click away...
I do have his email. But ew, I don't want to contact him.
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Liver is great! Liver stew is one of the things I miss the most. Ban lamb liver grilled, pure perfection.

Ah, you Americans miss out on so many great things.
This is why I love having conversations with you. Opposites, but that perfect amount of polarity that brings us together.

Liver is gross. Brain is actually good. Tongue..., is so so. Haven't tried much outside of that. Although, I did try and eyeball once, and it was so jelly like, I wanted to die.
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Liver is gross. Pools are nice. That's a 50% terrible name for a city, and a 50% good name for a city.

I'd rate it the most mediocre name for a city.
Liver is great! Liver stew is one of the things I miss the most. Ban lamb liver grilled, pure perfection.

Ah, you Americans miss out on so many great things.
Oh gross. I did try liver when I lived in Germany.
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Foie Gras = liver = nectar of the gods.
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Foie Gras = liver = nectar of the gods.
Foie gras= fat liver. Sick :
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This is why I love having conversations with you. Opposites, but that perfect amount of polarity that brings us together.

Liver is gross. Brain is actually good. Tongue..., is so so. Haven't tried much outside of that. Although, I did try and eyeball once, and it was so jelly like, I wanted to die.
You just haven't had that cooked right! I'll find you a recipe, though I'd only eat organic liver here. My favorite has a ton of bacon in it too!

You love having conversations with me because you know I wouldn't bother to bacon lube my answers to you, so you can trust me to honestly tell you the outcome of any matter in question.

Bacon was used to soften this post.
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I was asking Lups to take over to change it up but she needs to see if she can technically do it.
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Why?
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I was asking Lups to take over to change it up but she needs to see if she can technically do it.
Haha, that I can do, but I don't want to steal your baby. Besides, my questions would not be as nice as yours
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Ok I admit I don't think I've tried it. Just sounds gross and I don't like regular liver.
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