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      06-25-2015, 12:53 AM   #1123
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Annnd i regret it. Pretty girl though.
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      06-25-2015, 12:55 AM   #1124
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Put on my wall the info of the nearest lap dance club to you. I'll pay for a show for you.
Thanks Lups, what would I do without you?
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      06-25-2015, 01:04 AM   #1125
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I bet he will start the new stereotype about women, or hot women on a nice car!

I hope this guy is not from US. He talks like he has a FIA Super license.


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Lol next time I'm sitting in a tree playing cheetah!

Meh, I had this guy here who followed me around and kept telling me how Chinese and Indians can't drive for shit. All the time. I asked him multiple times why do I look like I cared about his comments. He told me: "you must care because you're a great driver and you must be so sick of Asians here"

I kindly explained to him I'm sick of stupid Americans who hand over a license to anyone for a hundred bucks instead of making them take real lessons. Then I might have told him a few minor facts about how a stereotypical American would answer to my answer and he choose not to be that guy and finally ran away.

Yes, I am indeed a bitch.
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      06-25-2015, 01:13 AM   #1126
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I bet he will start the new stereotype about women, or hot women on a nice car!

I hope this guy is not from US. He talks like he has a FIA Super license.
born and bread usa citizen. I asked.

you got my point though? we all need to accept us being different, and as long as some minor detail like race and not the method of pee removal is the way to differentiate is the way used, we (human race) are screwed.

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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      06-25-2015, 01:18 AM   #1127
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Thanks Lups, what would I do without you?
You'd ejaculate on your screen as you do now.

Grimmy I think your problem is that you're really shy and you have no idea how to move past that. just give it time, many men I know haven't grown up enough to attract attention until they've hit 40.

You'll be fine. work on your output.
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      06-25-2015, 01:20 AM   #1128
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Thanks Lups, what would I do without you?
You'd ejaculate on your screen as you do now.

Grimmy I think your problem is that you're really shy and you have no idea how to move past that. just give it time, many men I know haven't grown up enough to attract attention until they've hit 40.

You'll be fine. work on your output.
Omg.
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      06-25-2015, 01:25 AM   #1129
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You'd ejaculate on your screen as you do now.

Grimmy I think your problem is that you're really shy and you have no idea how to move past that. just give it time, many men I know haven't grown up enough to attract attention until they've hit 40.

You'll be fine. work on your output.
Haha. Not about the first sentence..
I suddenly feel so self-conscious..
Yeah I still have a lot of growing up to do.
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      06-25-2015, 01:26 AM   #1130
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Omg.
There's no need to pour oil on the flame..
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      06-25-2015, 01:29 AM   #1131
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Omg so I googled the guy with the wife pics and apparently this is his thing!!! He goes on different forums and posts pics of his wife!!!! Wow!!! Oh geez and here I was thinking it was an accident and his poor wife. Hahaha wow.
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      06-25-2015, 01:35 AM   #1132
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Never thought I'd say this but man, this makes me actually want the original Litos back now.
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      06-25-2015, 01:38 AM   #1133
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Haha. Not about the first sentence..
I suddenly feel so self-conscious..
Yeah I still have a lot of growing up to do.
Dude you'll be fine. Relax.
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      06-25-2015, 01:40 AM   #1134
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I thought grimmy was married.

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Omg.
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Grimmy I think your problem is that you're really shy and you have no idea how to move past that. just give it time, many men I know haven't grown up enough to attract attention until they've hit 40.

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I agree.
I also hope that he is not the 335 driver on I405. I would not like if someone follow me around.

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born and bread usa citizen. I asked.

you got my point though? we all need to accept us being different, and as long as some minor detail like race and not the method of pee removal is the way to differentiate is the way used, we (human race) are screwed.

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      06-25-2015, 01:48 AM   #1135
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I bet he was angry with his ex-wife, and just going after her with her nude pictures.

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Never thought I'd say this but man, this makes me actually want the original Litos back now.
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Omg so I googled the guy with the wife pics and apparently this is his thing!!! He goes on different forums and posts pics of his wife!!!! Wow!!! Oh geez and here I was thinking it was an accident and his poor wife. Hahaha wow.
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      06-25-2015, 02:12 AM   #1136
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Never thought I'd say this but man, this makes me actually want the original Litos back now.
Yes. So true.

As a woman I see this differently. I see it as him being controlling and making her do that.

Women are different. If we love someone enough to marry them, we expect they'd treasure us.

I've seen so many women take anything to get a nod or a smile. To me, it's a way of being dominated and I wouldn't share my loved one.

I truly hope she sees she is being used and that a relationship is more than sex. Sure that is really important but if given the choice between no sex ever and being shared with anyone so the man I love can get his kicks?

Yeah .. Gimme Litos any day.
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      06-25-2015, 06:06 AM   #1137
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I thought grimmy was married.
.... you can't be serious.
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      06-25-2015, 07:12 AM   #1138
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I think you and I are in the same boat, Gtron.

I have posted in many of the OT threads over the years, but still managed to keep a low profile by being different enough to where people keep their distance out of uncertainty on how to approach.

I have actually been told that on a few occasions throughout my life. That I come off as "unapproachable "
It would seem I conduct myself the same way on this forum, as I do in the real world, lol.
i have a mean resting face.

do you have a mean resting face, friend?
I would like to think that I have a ruggedly handsome, chiseled face... but I think realistically, I just look like the typical angry black guy, lol
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Wow, looks like I missed a lot while I was in the field for a couple days.

Another member posting pics, but then trying to delete them out of shame?

At least Litos owned up to his actions and was proud of it.
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Wow, looks like I missed a lot while I was in the field for a couple days.

Another member posting pics, but then trying to delete them out of shame?

At least Litos owned up to his actions and was proud of it.
No, it now looks like he probably planned it all along as he enjoys other man looking at his naked wife. And he makes Litos look like a Boy Scout.
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No, it now looks like he probably planned it all along as he enjoys other man looking at his naked wife. And he makes Litos look like a Boy Scout.
When you have the time Tara, could you please explain to me why women choose to live with these wankers?
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No, it now looks like he probably planned it all along as he enjoys other man looking at his naked wife. And he makes Litos look like a Boy Scout.
When you have the time Tara, could you please explain to me why women choose to live with these wankers?
Hahahahaha!!!! Ok
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When you have the time Tara, could you please explain to me why women choose to live with these wankers?
Wankers...soooooooo Euro
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