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      10-04-2015, 05:21 PM   #7305
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...save a horse, ride a cowboy
No because all that gets you is a pussy shit Mormon cowboy who was giving you free lessons but then got scared because "you're too woman" and started dating the bitch virgin won't kiss a guy til marriage show jumper with the Arabian and makes it super awkward. Never again.
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      10-04-2015, 05:22 PM   #7306
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Well, by the ass we can tell which one is you since neither is blonde.
Haha very funny. My trainer is on the left!! My big bootyful ass is on the right. it used to be so nice
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      10-04-2015, 05:23 PM   #7307
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Sounds like a bunch of excuses, babe.
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      10-04-2015, 05:27 PM   #7308
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Haha very funny. My trainer is on the left!! My big bootyful ass is on the right. it used to be so nice
I know. We can tell because you're wearing panties under leggings..., who even does that? *don't say that's an ass crease either*


It's okay tho, I lub you bae. Rock them panties.
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I know. We can tell because you're wearing panties under leggings..., who even does that? *don't say that's an ass crease either*


It's okay tho, I lub you bae. Rock them panties.
They are called breeches! And they are oh so sexy. I cannot do commando. That's so gross.
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Even more breeches!!!!!!!!!!!!
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      10-04-2015, 05:34 PM   #7312
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Props to ss for swimming that much. I am a horrible swimmer myself, kicks your ass and such good workout. Step out looking jacked. Go in the lake during summer in am at times.
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I like to refer to them as paparazzi
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They are called breeches! And they are oh so sexy. I cannot do commando. That's so gross.
I can see your pantie crease in your breeches. How can you not go commando? It's one stroke of freedom you can get out of this country anymore.
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No because all that gets you is a pussy shit Mormon cowboy who was giving you free lessons but then got scared because "you're too woman" and started dating the bitch virgin won't kiss a guy til marriage show jumper with the Arabian and makes it super awkward. Never again.
....umm...apparently I hit a nerve....
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I can see your pantie crease in your breeches. How can you not go commando? It's one stroke of freedom you can get out of this country anymore.
That's okay. Going commando is gross. It's almost as bad as having something up your ass all day. Cheekies all day everyday
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Props to ss for swimming that much. I am a horrible swimmer myself, kicks your ass and such good workout. Step out looking jacked. Go in the lake during summer in am at times.
Back in the day - and being completely serious, I could not float in a pool because I was so lean....
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I would have much rather we started posting pictures of our penis's than this horse show.
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That's okay. Going commando is gross. It's almost as bad as having something up your ass all day. Cheekies all day everyday
The only way you can make that kind of ASSumption, is if you've had something up your ass all day...., so please..., do go on...
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I would have much rather we started posting pictures of our penis's than this horse show.
Don't be jealous you can't compare
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Picked this up at the store... Cringed a little bit when I looked at the label. I'm so glad Mr Belgium is invading all parts of my life now.
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Picked this up at the store... Cringed a little bit when I looked at the label. I'm so glad Mr Belgium is invading all parts of my life now.
That made me laugh
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Picked this up at the store... Cringed a little bit when I looked at the label. I'm so glad Mr Belgium is invading all parts of my life now.
BHTN

///M Power-Belgium bro you're in her head.

Nowsyour time to make the move on the little Asian woman!!!
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I would have much rather we started posting pictures of our penis's than this horse show.
Don't be jealous you can't compare
Jealous?

Bruh, my bulldogs cuter.

And he can surf/skateboard with me.
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