Bimmette interviews OT members by phone

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Yes please!

Wait, so I'm getting done better than a local because of being pretentious and not in a kids park??

This sounds like a good time written allllll over it.

Yup, people have asked me to write books about parenting, since I'm a bigger ass than the locals. My kids seem like a mess, but fairly quick it can be seen it's an organized mess.

I never disrespect a person doing their job. This also goes with moms, who thinks I'm the nanny and when they start giving me shit, I kindly go Eminem.

In bars, I'm treated good, since the pretence is non existent. Since I have no respect for status or money, people tend to like me without knowing I might have a little both.

Gimme a day, I'll scar you for life.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Lups

Yup, people have asked me to write books about parenting, since I'm a bigger ass than the locals. My kids seem like a mess, but fairly quick it can be seen it's an organized mess.

I never disrespect a person doing their job. This also goes with moms, who thinks I'm the nanny and when they start giving me shit, I kindly go Eminem.

In bars, I'm treated good, since the pretence is non existent. Since I have no respect for status or money, people tend to like me without knowing I might have a little both.

Gimme a day, I'll scar you for life.

LOL I'm so much more jaded than I play along.

Threatening me with a good time, have you gone mad?!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

LOL I'm so much more jaded than I play along.

Threatening me with a good time, have you gone mad?!

I am threatening you with fun. Your jaded ass will tremble.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Lups

I am threatening you with fun. Your jaded ass will tremble.

...I think I love you?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

...I think I love you?

Meh, you don't. You'd end up hating me so fast.

We can be friends. You're too nice for my taste to precipitate.

Hey, if you write a bitchy song abt me, can I get a bit (like 20 bucks, I'm not very greedy) of the money?! Not for me, but my projects are fucking expensive

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Lups

Meh, you don't. You'd end up hating me so fast.

We can be friends. You're too nice for my taste to precipitate.

Hey, if you write a bitchy song abt me, can I get a bit (like 20 bucks, I'm not very greedy) of the money?! Not for me, but my projects are fucking expensive

That's true. Anger leads to passion though.

20 bucks? Lol can I just donate 20 bucks to your projects?

You'll have to really hurt me if you want a song about you- so how about you hire me as your pool boy/gardener, promise me you're going to leave your family and run away with me, tell me to set up an account under your name with hundreds of thousands of dollars in it- then you leave with your family, and all the money in the account without me and leaving me high and dry?

That'll get you a top hit written for sure.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

That's true. Anger leads to passion though.

20 bucks? Lol can I just donate 20 bucks to your projects?

You'll have to really hurt me if you want a song about you- so how about you hire me as your pool boy/gardener, promise me you're going to leave your family and run away with me, tell me to set up an account under your name with hundreds of thousands of dollars in it- then you leave with your family, and all the money in the account without me and leaving me high and dry?

That'll get you a top hit written for sure.

Argh, you're forgetting the moral issues.

Money, I don't like money. You're safe. I mean, if it helps you to get richer, I can rob you but I'd return the money. I'm that pathetic.

Write me an angry driving song, and bring me the cheap clothes you don't wear anymore. It would be more useful.

Considering your avatar is now more from my field, use that and deliver! Do you know how many school runs I've done (leaving the lot, not before) with windows down and angelfuck playing?! Attitude, while the rhino blocks my way while holding her ears?! I need new stuff!!!

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Lups

Argh, you're forgetting the moral issues.

Money, I don't like money. You're safe.

Write me an angry writing song, and bring me the cheap clothes you don't wear anymore. It would be more useful.

Considering your avatar is now more from my field, use that and deliver! Do you know how many school runs I've done (leaving the lot, not before) with windows down and angelfuck playing?! Attitude, while the rhino blocks my way while holding her ears?! I need new stuff!!!

Morallll shmoorrralllll

I've been working on a pop album all month though it's hard for me to get in an angry mood.

Maybe you should wait and see if my m6 gets damaged on the way over. Believe you me- I will write some angry tunes if it is!

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Morallll shmoorrralllll

I've been working on a pop album all month though it's hard for me to get in an angry mood.

Maybe you should wait and see if my m6 gets damaged on the way over. Believe you me- I will write some angry tunes if it is!

Hahaha!

Interviewer to pop singer "what was the inspiration behind your lyrics?"

Pop singer "uhhh actually this invisible m6 was damaged en route on a ghost ship!"

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Hahaha!

Interviewer to pop singer "what was the inspiration behind your lyrics?"

Pop singer "uhhh actually this invisible m6 was damaged en route on a ghost ship!"

Pop artist "yeah my producer kept rambling about something called an m6 or something, then he went bat shit crazy near the end of July."

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Morallll shmoorrralllll

I've been working on a pop album all month though it's hard for me to get in an angry mood.

Maybe you should wait and see if my m6 gets damaged on the way over. Believe you me- I will write some angry tunes if it is!

Oh coffee, if you're quoting the phone call you make me do for you, I want $40 or two pair of warm pants. You'll never fake my lyrics as yours!!! Bimmerpost will know!

[gtron]

*sigh*

trying to get caught up this morning but it's mostly meaningless banter.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by gtron

*sigh*

trying to get caught up this morning but it's mostly meaningless banter.

Haha, sorry!

[V1.47fan]

Lups, you are so funny.

Have you thought about being a writer on a sit-com or even a comedienne? You also get a bigger audience and it's a good paying job.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by V1.47fan

Lups, you are so funny.

Have you thought about being a writer on a sit-com or even a comedienne? You also get a bigger audience and it's a good paying job.

Meh, I don't like people, and I don't like money, you're stuck with my stupidity.

[V1.47fan]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Pop artist "yeah my producer kept rambling about something called an m6 or something, then he went bat shit crazy near the end of July."

Any chance you'd send me an autographed photo or CD? And if you dont mind write:" to my buddy V1.47fan".

[Soul_Glo]

This is quite a cool idea T. I enjoyed listening to them. Thanks for taking the time to make them.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Broken_Gearbox

This is quite a cool idea T. I enjoyed listening to them. Thanks for taking the time to make them.

Glad you like them!

[Inspired]

Lol @ the tags......

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Inspired

Lol @ the tags......

Oh Jesus! Who the hell wrote those!!!???

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

It's true...I really am a wuss

[MrPrena]

It wasn't me....

You know I only make fun of people who can take my joke. That is why I rarely make fun of "imaginary M6."

KIDDing