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      09-29-2015, 08:50 AM   #5809
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Well, if he's like me, he measures backwards from the esophogus. So two inches from from top of the throat to the bottom of the twat. Simple math.
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You guys are fucking disgusting.
Girls who say it's disgusting have obviously never had been taken care of properly.
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      09-29-2015, 08:52 AM   #5811
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You guys are fucking disgusting.
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I had a chick who wanted to lick my bung hole, I told her NO. She was downgraded after that.

It's a turn off for me. Golden shower, tossin salad..No.
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      09-29-2015, 08:54 AM   #5812
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You guys are fucking disgusting.
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I had a chick who wanted to lick my bung hole, I told her NO. She downgraded after that.

It's a turn off for me. Golden shower, tossin salad..No.
will you feel a little gay if you did?

Live a little

Btw- send that girl my way. She's been upgraded in my book.
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Don't lie. You want a girl to doo doo on your chest.
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      09-29-2015, 08:55 AM   #5814
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will you feel a little gay if you did?

Live a little

Btw- send that girl my way. She's been upgraded in my book.
I wont even cum in a chick's mouth, i'm so proper.
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will you feel a little gay if you did?

Live a little

Btw- send that girl my way. She's been upgraded in my book.
I wont even cum in a chick's mouth, i'm so proper.
Why you and Sara aren't together, is beyond me.

Most boring sex ever, it'll be perfect for you two. You can stick to missionary the whole time!
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Don't lie. You want a girl to doo doo on your chest.
You're crazy, Are you German?
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      09-29-2015, 09:00 AM   #5818
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I wont even cum in a chick's mouth, i'm so proper.
What kind of gay are you? Where I come from, it's extremely disrespectful to not cum in a girl's mouth after a job well done.
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      09-29-2015, 09:02 AM   #5819
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I wont even cum in a chick's mouth, i'm so proper.
What kind of gay are you? Where I come from, it's extremely disrespectful to not cum in a girl's mouth after a job well done.
Perhaps the wisest thing you've ever said in my not so humble opinion
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You're crazy, Are you German?
Crazy yes. German? Hell no. Seychelles. The flag is right there. I wouldn't tell a lie on the internet.
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Why you and Sara aren't together, is beyond me.

Most boring sex ever, it'll be perfect for you two. You can stick to missionary the whole time!
"...You can lick my balls... but There Ain't nothin like a good hard fuckin"

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What kind of gay are you? Where I come from, it's extremely disrespectful to not cum in a girl's mouth after a job well done.
One grand life lesson; chicks can't get pregnant in the mouth.
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What kind of gay are you? Where I come from, it's extremely disrespectful to not cum in a girl's mouth after a job well done.
One grand life lesson; chicks can't get pregnant in the mouth.
Or in the butt
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      09-29-2015, 09:09 AM   #5824
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Or in the butt
Unless she toots it out and then you smash it in her vajay.
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You guys must have small dicks, to me every pussy is tight and perfect.
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      09-29-2015, 09:18 AM   #5826
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You must live a very boring life.
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      09-29-2015, 09:24 AM   #5827
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Maybe he hasn't been back because he had to travel back in time to take another polaroid with the Sara & Tara sign.


Could be having trouble finding something with enough energy to supply twennyeight point eight gigawatts.
1.21 jigawats was tough to come by in the 70s.
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You must live a very boring life.
I dont have to come up with all the side shows to compensate for a small dick.
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1.21 jigawats was tough to come by in the 70s.


Come back Mr Belgium, i don't care if you're 80. You're still cool in my book.
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You keep defending yourself and your penis size. It's okay to be a little insecure, but damn dude, dial it back a notch.
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