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      01-17-2016, 09:59 PM   #21275
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      01-17-2016, 11:24 PM   #21276
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      01-17-2016, 11:54 PM   #21277
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      01-18-2016, 12:17 AM   #21278
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      01-18-2016, 06:45 AM   #21279
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      01-18-2016, 06:47 AM   #21280
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Hey! Guess how much the ticket was!
Yeah...I had a, 'Follow-me-to-the-courthouse-right-now', ticket and it was $450+. In 1990 dollars. OUCH!

I'm going to guess $400 plus a summons. Not a ticket, which is a summons, as well. A real, you better have your butt here summons.
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      01-18-2016, 07:13 AM   #21281
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Fuckin a! I learned this week that PSSs won't hook up when they're 70F so watch that ass.
PSS's hook up all the way down to 50F as long as you give them a bit of time to warm up! Were your tires warm? How much power do you develop?

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      01-18-2016, 08:23 AM   #21282
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      01-18-2016, 08:26 AM   #21284
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Everyone I care about.

I sing "Wake up buttercup" song to my daughter every morning and pass along the love to the forum as well.
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F30lolz - where exactly do you work....again?!?!
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F30lolz - where exactly do you work....again?!?!
Travel agency in Miami that caters to the VIPS of the world. Sara504 would love their pockets but not the faces

Edit: as I've said before, only 4 guys including myself work here. The rest are femalez.
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