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      02-28-2016, 10:38 AM   #23387
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Yoga pants are not for every girl. People need to know their limitations.
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      02-28-2016, 10:50 AM   #23388
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Yoga pants are not for every girl. People need to know their limitations.
You mean fat people need to know their limitations.
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Is that a dig at MrTonka?
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      02-28-2016, 11:12 AM   #23390
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Yoga pants are not for every girl. People need to know their limitations.
Is that a dig at MrTonka?
No.

If I were an asshole, it would have been a snarky rant about the super fat chick with an ass shaped like Spain and who probably ate enough to feed a family of 6 Mexicans. The only thing missing from that picture was the wet spot between her legs when she looked at the croissants.

If I were supreme galactic overlord, my first decree would be an edict on the proper use of yoga pants, meaning limited to girls that are less obese than a migrating whale.

But I'm not an asshole, so I'd never say that. I'd be nice and say some people shouldn't wear yoga pants.
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You mean fat people need to know their limitations.
You, sir, are an asshole.
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      02-28-2016, 11:39 AM   #23392
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No.

If I were an asshole, it would have been a snarky rant about the super fat chick with an ass shaped like Spain and who probably ate enough to feed a family of 6 Mexicans. The only thing missing from that picture was the wet spot between her legs when she looked at the croissants.

If I were supreme galactic overlord, my first decree would be an edict on the proper use of yoga pants, meaning limited to girls that are less obese than a migrating whale.

But I'm not an asshole, so I'd never say that. I'd be nice and say some people shouldn't wear yoga pants.
I have a feeling this well though out description might be conflicting with your non-asshole self proclamation.

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You, sir, are an asshole.
Yes..., keep the compliments flowing.
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No.

If I were an asshole, it would have been a snarky rant about the super fat chick with an ass shaped like Spain and who probably ate enough to feed a family of 6 Mexicans. The only thing missing from that picture was the wet spot between her legs when she looked at the croissants.

If I were supreme galactic overlord, my first decree would be an edict on the proper use of yoga pants, meaning limited to girls that are less obese than a migrating whale.

But I'm not an asshole, so I'd never say that. I'd be nice and say some people shouldn't wear yoga pants.
You got it made,my friend. i wish i had your problems.
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      02-28-2016, 12:18 PM   #23394
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No.

If I were an asshole, it would have been a snarky rant about the super fat chick with an ass shaped like Spain and who probably ate enough to feed a family of 6 Mexicans. The only thing missing from that picture was the wet spot between her legs when she looked at the croissants.

If I were supreme galactic overlord, my first decree would be an edict on the proper use of yoga pants, meaning limited to girls that are less obese than a migrating whale.

But I'm not an asshole, so I'd never say that. I'd be nice and say some people shouldn't wear yoga pants.
Can we also get global limits on the sizes legally allowable for bikinis, speedos, lingerie, miniskirts, spandex, etc. Since demand seems insatiable, we need to attack it on the supply side.

I'll vote for you if you promise me.
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57° and sunny. Welcome February 28.
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57° and sunny. Welcome February 28.
65° and sunny here. Took the motorcycle down the highway in a t-shirt to go get my drivers license and range card that got left behind this morning.


Little chilly at 100mph, but totally worth it.
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Just hit 61°. Don't really need the sweatshirt.
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      02-28-2016, 02:45 PM   #23398
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Can we also get global limits on the sizes legally allowable for bikinis, speedos, lingerie, miniskirts, spandex, etc. Since demand seems insatiable, we need to attack it on the supply side.
Of course. I'd also kill Lululemon's mens section with fire. Lots and lots of fire. That shit's just not right.

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I have a feeling this well though out description might be conflicting with your non-asshole self proclamation.
What part of *IF* was confusing, you fartglob you.
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What part of *IF* was confusing, you fartglob you.
... it was the if part.
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... it was the if part.
It was too much coffee
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Got some range time today. Upgraded membership as well.
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      02-28-2016, 08:12 PM   #23406
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Got some range time today. Upgraded membership as well.
What kind of shooting experience do you have?
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Just hit 61°. Don't really need the sweatshirt.
You don't look a day over 61 Degrees.
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Just hold ups, 7-Elevens and such.
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