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      06-21-2015, 06:48 PM   #111
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I have no idea who that is!!
it will take only 10 sec for you to find him
But if I don't know him, most of the current peeps won't know him either. And I won't know what to ask him!
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Thank you for being butthurt. I do enjoy men's butts, hurt or not. Happy fathers day to you and your butt!
Hmmm...careful now there Lupsie. Peter just might get jealous with those types of comments and decide to try to make his butt beat his front end into the next aggressive corner you take.

And then where would you be? Countersteering like a wild Finn attempting to defy the law of physics is what you'd be doing...but where you'd be is the nearest ditch.

Maybe go assure him everything is all right between you two. And that he will be loaned to me when you visit Canada in payment for this sage advice.
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Lups - Don't. Ever. Change!
I couldn't help but notice you chose to place periods in front of most of these words. This must mean you intended them to be separate statements. So, to break them out by each sentence:

1. Lups - Don't. This really could apply to anything related to Lups, probably with good reason as well.

2. Lups - Ever. I'm not really sure where you're going with this statement.

3. Lups - Change! So you do want her to change?
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Hmmm...careful now there Lupsie. Peter just might get jealous with those types of comments and decide to try to make his butt beat his front end into the next aggressive corner you take.

And then where would you be? Countersteering like a wild Finn attempting to defy the law of physics is what you'd be doing...but where you'd be is the nearest ditch.

Maybe go assure him everything is all right between you two. And that he will be loaned to me when you visit Canada in payment for this sage advice.
Don't you try to pull the age old "I'm a Canadian, I know you're our bitch" card!

Sure, this forum is full of evidence of stupid stunts your horrible people have made me do, but to loan my boy to man who hurts his own butt and then tells horror stories about Peter's butt is too much.

This I will give you though:







Kissa looking very excited after meeting Hiiri (mouse), our future family member.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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I will accept your payment provided above. You are edging closer to being back into the acquaintance zone, but are not quite there yet.

Are those german shepherd puppies?? Is the litter yours? I really like Kissa, she looks like one of mine (Sheba) growing up.

Edit: And by the way...that card is there for a reason. Just saying. Kinda like stereotypes.
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I will accept your payment provided above. You are edging closer to being back into the acquaintance zone, but are not quite there yet.

Are those german shepherd puppies?? Is the litter yours? I really like Kissa, she looks like one of mine (Sheba) growing up.

Edit: And by the way...that card is there for a reason. Just saying. Kinda like stereotypes.
No, Kissa (cat) is merely 6 months old now, but I found a litter today from which I could consider getting an other one. Name is set already.
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I couldn't help but notice you chose to place periods in front of most of these words. This must mean you intended them to be separate statements. So, to break them out by each sentence:

1. Lups - Don't. This really could apply to anything related to Lups, probably with good reason as well.

2. Lups - Ever. I'm not really sure where you're going with this statement.

3. Lups - Change! So you do want her to change?
Well...being a numbers kinda guy...I never learned to write so good enough...

See what I did...?
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Well...being a numbers kinda guy...I never learned to write so good enough...

See what I did...?
Ha ha - nope. I have no idea, I'm not what I'd consider a very bright person, so it's gone over my head unfortunately.

Btw, what's with the name - some people seem to like it, but I haven't figured it out. Spell it out for me?
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Ha ha - nope. I have no idea, I'm not what I'd consider a very bright person, so it's gone over my head unfortunately.

Btw, what's with the name - some people seem to like it, but I haven't figured it out. Spell it out for me?
It's a reminder of past employment...no real mystery to it...
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Well...being a numbers kinda guy...I never learned to write so good enough...

See what I did...?
Ha ha - nope. I have no idea, I'm not what I'd consider a very bright person, so it's gone over my head unfortunately.

Btw, what's with the name - some people seem to like it, but I haven't figured it out. Spell it out for me?
Did you not listen to his interview??!! Hahhaaha
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Listening in a few. I like the dude so I'm not sure I want to hear this.
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No complaints here.
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I wish we could interview the kid in the 35i who tried to test me today... what was he thinking...?!

I normally don't play with kids... but he asked for it, so I had to dust him off and teach him that kids shouldn't challenge adults, lol
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I wish we could interview the kid in the 35i who tried to test me today... what was he thinking...?!

I normally don't play with kids... but he asked for it, so I had to dust him off and teach him that kids shouldn't challenge adults, lol
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No complaints here.
Thanks, Prena!
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I wish we could interview the kid in the 35i who tried to test me today... what was he thinking...?!

I normally don't play with kids... but he asked for it, so I had to dust him off and teach him that kids shouldn't challenge adults, lol
Haha!

Me: Hi, kid. This is Bimmette from Bimmerpost. Tell me, what were you thinking when you pulled up next to Samurai?

Kid: Ummm.....what?
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Really enjoyed the ASBSEC interview..



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I wish we could interview the kid in the 35i who tried to test me today... what was he thinking...?!

I normally don't play with kids... but he asked for it, so I had to dust him off and teach him that kids shouldn't challenge adults, lol
Details?
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I wish we could interview the kid in the 35i who tried to test me today... what was he thinking...?!

I normally don't play with kids... but he asked for it, so I had to dust him off and teach him that kids shouldn't challenge adults, lol
Haha!

Me: Hi, kid. This is Bimmette from Bimmerpost. Tell me, what were you thinking when you pulled up next to Samurai?

Kid: Ummm.....what?
Lol, you nailed it! Another great interview.

Kid: Who the hell is Samurai...? That jerk in the GC? I hate that guy
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I wish we could interview the kid in the 35i who tried to test me today... what was he thinking...?!

I normally don't play with kids... but he asked for it, so I had to dust him off and teach him that kids shouldn't challenge adults, lol
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Not a very exciting story, but here is the short version.

Driving on Cross Bay Blvd in Queens heading to the Rockaways, there is a nice 2 lane stretch that goes for about 3-4 miles along the water before you hit the toll both to cross over into Far Rockaway.

Cruising along at about 50 MPH with very little traffic, I notice headlights coming up on me really fast.

I was passing the car on my right, but I guess I wasn't passing that car fast enough for the 3 series now riding my bumper.

Once I passed the car on the right, the 3 series behind me cuts to the right lane violently, then passed me on the right. No more cars in front of us, and he stays in the right lane.

I drive in Comfort plus 90% of the time, so I just flip the transmission selector to the left, and hit the gas. I'm sometimes surprised at my car because I rarely get an opportunity to hit the gas pedal because the driving conditions in the 5 boroughs doesn't alow much room to play.

That V8 can bring a smile to any driving enthusiast, and needless to say that V8 can walk the 35i Coupe that I ( immaturely) allowed to antagonize me.

I guess this is not the short version after all, lol
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Lol, you nailed it! Another great interview.

Kid: Who the hell is Samurai...? That jerk in the GC? I hate that guy
What's a GC?
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Lol, you nailed it! Another great interview.

Kid: Who the hell is Samurai...? That jerk in the GC? I hate that guy
What's a GC?
Sorry... many of the other Grand Coupe owners on Bimmerpost use "GC" to abbreviate Grand coupe, so I got into that habit as well over the last couple years.
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Sorry... many of the other Grand Coupe owners on Bimmerpost use "GC" to abbreviate Grand coupe, so I got into that habit as well over the last couple years.


I'd go with GC too, the Grand coupe sounds douchey.
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