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      03-08-2021, 09:24 AM   #133
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Perhaps some exhausted ladies, fast cars and mushroom clouds in the backdrop!
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alcohol sugar is neither alcohol nor sugar
*sugar alcohol*... and some people around here thought you could get drunk off it if enough is consumed.
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Perhaps some exhausted ladies, fast cars and mushroom clouds in the backdrop!
And fighter jets! Never forget fighter jets!! And a rocket launch. Yes...a rocket launch. That's the ticket!!!
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And fighter jets! Never forget fighter jets!! And a rocket launch. Yes...a rocket launch. That's the ticket!!!
How can you get a shroom without a rocket.



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Memory is the second thing to go
Answer A. Shroom comes first shaft comes after

Answer B. Spores, darkness & moisture?

Answer C. Any sufficiently energetic detonation or deflagration creating a sudden formation of a large volume of lower-density gases at any altitude, causing a Rayleigh–Taylor instability?

Answer D. Volcanic eruption?
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Then you can do it again. Are you shy?
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Fine.

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Isn't that Jerry Seinfeld?
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UncleWede!!!!! What are these!?!?!! HAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPPPPP!!!!!
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