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      08-20-2019, 01:51 PM   #1
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Typing Test: Post Your Results!

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1) Go to www.typingtest.com

2) Select 1 minute test.

3) Select "Aesop's Fables"

4) Post Results

5) No cheating

Any device is allowed, but post what device you used. Ex. 85 WPM (standard keyboard, iPhone, iPad, etc).
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      08-20-2019, 01:59 PM   #2
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Bored at the moment. I'll bite.

45 wpm (not accurate, it's more around the 60 range, slow data connection screwed me)
4 mistyped words
41 wpm adjusted speed

I call bullshit due to work pc lag.

Wireless HP keyboard on Lenovo work horse.

I'm doing it again.

Still with lag, this time 63. Damn you....all productivity is lost today.
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      08-20-2019, 02:02 PM   #4
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51 WPM, 3 errors, adjusted to 48 WPM.

But most importantly, I beat that slacker named Rudi. Till he retakes.
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Retook it - got back to 66 WPM, 2 errors, adjusted to 64 WPM. I credit my time on these forums.
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      08-20-2019, 02:24 PM   #7
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      08-20-2019, 02:25 PM   #8
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51 WPM, 3 errors, adjusted to 48 WPM.

But most importantly, I beat that slacker named Rudi. Till he retakes.
Second time was 63 WPM. I'm sure it would be faster, probably not much faster though, if our network speeds were just slightly faster than dial-up.
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      08-20-2019, 02:27 PM   #9
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I thought he said no cheating.

Did you have that 16 year old, running around here claiming he has a Ferrari and photoshops his bank statements for all to see, fabricate that for you?
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I thought you held yourself out to be a professional?

But yet, on the screenshot you posted, it is clear for all to see that professional begins at 80+....poor showing old chap, poor showing.
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I think it's pretty damn funny a bunch of men are having a typing test pissing match....


Any of you boys want to be my secretary
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I think it's pretty damn funny a bunch of men are having a typing test pissing match....


Any of you boys want to be my secretary
Well played.

But the femnazi's are going to be all over you for that "secretary" comment.
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Well played.

But the femnazi's are going to be all over you for that "secretary" comment.
I did it on purpose. Admin assistant...pffft.
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I think it's pretty damn funny a bunch of men are having a typing test pissing match....


Any of you boys want to be my secretary
I was chuckling to myself about this as well.

In our defense, we are a bunch of men on a car forum. Testosterone and competitiveness are in no shortage here. We'd compete in a floral center arrangement making contest if you put us all in a room with the supplies. Then we'd fight over which one is the prettiest, while making derogatory comments about each other's sexual orientation and promiscuity of each other's mothers, all while having a blast.

I'll be your secretary, if I can drive your X6. I'd even chauffeur you around.
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I was chuckling to myself about this as well.

In our defense, we are a bunch of men on a car forum. Testosterone and competitiveness are in no shortage here. We'd compete in a floral center arrangement making contest if you put us all in a room with the supplies. Then we'd fight over which one is the prettiest, while making derogatory comments about each other's sexual orientation and promiscuity of each other's mothers, all while having a blast.

I'll be your secretary, if I can drive your X6. I'd even chauffeur you around.
What he said.
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I think it's pretty damn funny a bunch of men are having a typing test pissing match....


Any of you boys want to be my secretary
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I'll be your secretary, if I can drive your X6. I'd even chauffeur you around.
Be very careful about hiring him cmyx6go - I have it on very good authority that Now_Rudi is a very big fan of the #metoo movement. At least the way he understands it...
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I think it's pretty damn funny a bunch of men are having a typing test pissing match....

Any of you boys want to be my secretary
Sounds like someone scored lower than 40WPM here...

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I was chuckling to myself about this as well.

In our defense, we are a bunch of men on a car forum. Testosterone and competitiveness are in no shortage here. We'd compete in a floral center arrangement making contest if you put us all in a room with the supplies. Then we'd fight over which one is the prettiest, while making derogatory comments about each other's sexual orientation and promiscuity of each other's mothers, all while having a blast.

I'll be your secretary, if I can drive your X6. I'd even chauffeur you around.
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Can I just read to you by the pool instead?
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