Dating - Good/Bad Experiences

Cyn-BMW · 11-05-2021, 08:45 PM

So, the Costco girl today. I was driving the Tesla Plaid, which I will post a picture of. I pulled into the parking lot and drove by a cute lady. I said to myself, “she looks yummy”! I got out of the car, she walked by and said, “a Tesla Plaid”? I said, “yeah”. She said, “aren’t those really hard to get right now”? I said, “yeah but I texted Elon and asked him to send one over”. She goes, “oh come on, you did not”. I’m like, “I did”. She goes, “no come on, tell me the truth”. I said, “I’ll bet you lunch I did”. She goes, “only if we take the Plaid”. I’m like, “your on”. So, I showed her our text conversation. She goes, “damn, you weren’t kidding”. She goes, “where we going”? I’m like, In and Out, just down the street”? Now at this point, I didn’t even know her name yet. She got in the car with me and we pulled onto Russell Ranch road. I said, “hang on”, and at the same time I buried the throttle. Her head slammed back against the head rest and she starts yelling, “OMG, OMG, OMG”. I let off the throttle at about 100 and said, “I love it when I make women yell, OMG”! She hit me in the shoulder with her left hand and we both laughed our ass off. I didn’t get her name until after we ordered and sat down. Her name is Shelby. She said her dad raced cars and named her after Carroll. So, we had a nice lunch and nice conversation. I just love it when stuff like that happens!

Dang3r · 11-06-2021, 03:12 PM

Thats a real and damn cool flirt, dude!
Im actually off the roster caused by wearing army uniform during the exercise modules and here in Germany the days are longer gone when you are soldier and try to get some new contacts when wearing the uniform. Thats a sure pass for most women, we are here not as popular as in the US.

Cyn-BMW · 11-06-2021, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Dang3r

Thats a real and damn cool flirt, dude!
Im actually off the roster caused by wearing army uniform during the exercise modules and here in Germany the days are longer gone when you are soldier and try to get some new contacts when wearing the uniform. Thats a sure pass for most women, we are here not as popular as in the US.

Well, thank you for doing what you do!

dinonz · 11-09-2021, 08:52 AM

Had another date with my face hugger last night and it went well! We had a bit of a rough weekend due to sinus issues, but last night things clicked and we spent a glorious 6.5 hours together in bed!

I think I might have found the one

nyalpine90 · 11-09-2021, 09:39 AM

Cyn-BMW · 11-09-2021, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by dinonz

Had another date with my face hugger last night and it went well! We had a bit of a rough weekend due to sinus issues, but last night things clicked and we spent a glorious 6.5 hours together in bed!

I think I might have found the one

I had a glorious 8 hours of sleep with two naked chicks!

UncleWede · 11-09-2021, 11:16 AM

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I had a glorious 8 hours of sleep with two naked chicks!

You're doing it wrong

King Rudi · 11-09-2021, 12:53 PM

I'd like to change the name of thread to The One-Upper.

Look at all of those appreciates........

Sometimes, I do things and don't have to tell all my friends on the internets.

how do we know some people do things? Because they won't shut the fuck up about it.

dinonz · 11-09-2021, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by King Rudi

I'd like to change the name of thread to The One-Upper.

Look at all of those appreciates........

Sometimes, I do things and don't have to tell all my friends on the internets.

how do we know some people do things? Because they won't shut the fuck up about it.

There's an old saying of "those who say the most do the least".

Reminds me of an old joke in NZ about Australians having sex - they can't wait till it's over so they can race out and tell all their mates

Cue the sheep jokes in 3... 2... 1...

King Rudi · 11-09-2021, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by dinonz

There's an old saying of "those who say the most do the least".

Reminds me of an old joke in NZ about Australians having sex - they can't wait till it's over so they can race out and tell all their mates

Cue the sheep jokes in 3... 2... 1...

When I was younger, I used to laugh and tell people, wanna find out who has the smallest dick? Wait for them to start telling you how big it is. People who have shit, don't brag about it. Funny how people tell on themselves without realizing they are doing it.

TiMSport · 11-09-2021, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by King Rudi

When I was younger, I used to laugh and tell people, wanna find out who has the smallest dick? Wait for them to start telling you how big it is. People who have shit, don't brag about it. Funny how people tell on themselves without realizing they are doing it.

Cue Sedan_Clan . He has some stories about dicks, amirite? I seriously LOL'd when I read one of his posts a few months or so ago about tweekers.

Cyn-BMW · 11-09-2021, 01:16 PM

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You're doing it wrong

I know. I need a bigger bed. I think I’ll have to buy another bed and put them together.

Sedan_Clan · 11-09-2021, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

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Originally Posted by King Rudi

When I was younger, I used to laugh and tell people, wanna find out who has the smallest dick? Wait for them to start telling you how big it is. People who have shit, don't brag about it. Funny how people tell on themselves without realizing they are doing it.

Cue Sedan_Clan . He has some stories about dicks, amirite? I seriously LOL'd when I read one of his posts a few months or so ago about tweekers.

True words. I've seen more cocks in my career than is healthy. Lol! Some of those jailbird tweekers are hung like horses…….limp.

rebekahb · 11-09-2021, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by King Rudi

People who have shit, don't brag about it. Funny how people tell on themselves without realizing they are doing it.

Meh, not always. I've known a few who are so insecure or need constant affirmation that brag. To each his own I guess.

upstatedoc · 11-09-2021, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

You're doing it wrong

I know. I need a bigger bed. I think I’ll have to buy another bed and put them together.

California king is more than enough room for a dude and two chicks.

TiMSport · 11-09-2021, 01:56 PM

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California king is more than enough room for a dude and two chicks.

So is one's imagination.

vreihen16 · 11-09-2021, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by dinonz

Cue the sheep jokes in 3... 2... 1...

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Cyn-BMW · 11-09-2021, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

California king is more than enough room for a dude and two chicks.

I have three girlfriends and we need room to play. Speaking of dating. I’m kicking back at The Rock Store. I met one of my girlfriends here when I was 17 years old. Those were great times. Just turned Pro and I had a hot girlfriend to go with me to the races.

dinonz · 11-09-2021, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

I have three girlfriends and we need room to play. Speaking of dating. I’m kicking back at The Rock Store. I met one of my girlfriends here when I was 17 years old. Those were great timeS. Just turned Pro and I had a hot girlfriend to go with me to he races.

In New Zealand a man with 3 girlfriends is called a shepherd.

Cyn-BMW · 11-09-2021, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by dinonz

In New Zealand a man with 3 girlfriends is called a shepherd.

I must go tend to my flock now!

dinonz · 11-09-2021, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

I must go tend to my flock now!

Yeah - flock off!

Cyn-BMW · 11-09-2021, 09:11 PM

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Yeah - flock off!

Just for that, I’m going to go flock two of my girlfriends. I’d flock the third one too. But, she’s in Italy right now. I’ll let you know how the flocking goes. Girlfriend number three is unusually horny today! I had to flock her this morning.

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Cyn-BMW Banned 386 Rep 59 Posts Drives: 2011 BWM E92 LCI+23 other cars Join Date: Jul 2021 Location: Lake Sherwood, Westlake Village, CA iTrader: (0)	So, the Costco girl today. I was driving the Tesla Plaid, which I will post a picture of. I pulled into the parking lot and drove by a cute lady. I said to myself, “she looks yummy”! I got out of the car, she walked by and said, “a Tesla Plaid”? I said, “yeah”. She said, “aren’t those really hard to get right now”? I said, “yeah but I texted Elon and asked him to send one over”. She goes, “oh come on, you did not”. I’m like, “I did”. She goes, “no come on, tell me the truth”. I said, “I’ll bet you lunch I did”. She goes, “only if we take the Plaid”. I’m like, “your on”. So, I showed her our text conversation. She goes, “damn, you weren’t kidding”. She goes, “where we going”? I’m like, In and Out, just down the street”? Now at this point, I didn’t even know her name yet. She got in the car with me and we pulled onto Russell Ranch road. I said, “hang on”, and at the same time I buried the throttle. Her head slammed back against the head rest and she starts yelling, “OMG, OMG, OMG”. I let off the throttle at about 100 and said, “I love it when I make women yell, OMG”! She hit me in the shoulder with her left hand and we both laughed our ass off. I didn’t get her name until after we ordered and sat down. Her name is Shelby. She said her dad raced cars and named her after Carroll. So, we had a nice lunch and nice conversation. I just love it when stuff like that happens! Attached Images
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