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      05-12-2021, 08:12 PM   #5413
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Depends on whether shaft or sack
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I'm assuming he means where the stretch marks are located.
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I'm assuming he means where the stretch marks are located.
Hence my "???". This is news to me. Waiting for someone to claim their taint has stretch marks next.
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Can we go back to stretch marks on the bottom of the shaft???

1. You must tug on that thing really hard and for long periods of time.

2. Is this something normal to have stretch marks in that area? I don't own one and have never seen any in that area.
1. When you're playing 'zip line', things happen

2. Thats really serious: I heard from a friend who is diabetic, that some spots of his skin are suffering stretch marks easily and stay longer before go away or been suspectable.
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#whippersnapper. Get off my lawn if you don't have saggy balls yet.
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#whippersnapper. Get off my lawn if you don't have saggy balls yet.
LOL... the older we get the lower they hang. Nothing worse that sitting on one of your own balls.

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LOL... the older we get the lower they hang. Nothing worse that sitting on one of your own balls.

NOW i get the reference of grandfather clock
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#whippersnapper. Get off my lawn if you don't have saggy balls yet.
Lol. I'm wondering about the comment on stretch marks. Do you grandpas have stretch marks from those sagging balls?

Furthermore, the guy who originally talked about having said stretch marks is in his 20s if I remember correctly. rebekahb seems genuinely interested in getting to the bottom of this (shaft).
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Can we go back to stretch marks on the bottom of the shaft???

1. You must tug on that thing really hard and for long periods of time.

2. Is this something normal to have stretch marks in that area? I don't own one and have never seen any in that area.
I just bend it down if morning wood cuz it hits the bottom of toilet seat.
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#whippersnapper. Get off my lawn if you don't have saggy balls yet.
LOL... the older we get the lower they hang. Nothing worse that sitting on one of your own balls.

Shit so it is true. Is it cuz no boxers? How to prevent?
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#whippersnapper. Get off my lawn if you don't have saggy balls yet.
LOL... the older we get the lower they hang. Nothing worse that sitting on one of your own balls.

Shit so it is true. Is it cuz no boxers? How to prevent?
Tighty whiteys, aka breifs that hold things in place. Commando with only pajama bottoms is a "sit and squish" situation.

I gave up going commando in jeans many years ago after a couple of "pecker skin in zipper" incidents.
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#whippersnapper. Get off my lawn if you don't have saggy balls yet.
LOL... the older we get the lower they hang. Nothing worse that sitting on one of your own balls.

Shit so it is true. Is it cuz no boxers? How to prevent?
Tighty whiteys, aka breifs that hold things in place. Commando with only pajama bottoms is a sit and squish situation.

I gave up going commando in jeans many years ago after a couple of "pecker skin in zipper" incidents.
Whats that one movie where the dude zipped up his chicken wing
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There's Something About Mary as I recall.
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How about that hair gel? lol
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The worse part is psyching yourself up enough to unzip it!
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The worse part is psyching yourself up enough to unzip it!
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Yeah!

Has every guy done that to themselves at one time or another?

Should start a poll. lol
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Yeah!

Has every guy done that to themselves at one time or another?

Should start a poll. lol
I have not, thank goodness. I also have not encountered a "franks and beans" scenario! I remember the stepdad asking him "How did you get the beans over the frank?!?"
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I had other stuff to confess but this conversation is more interesting.
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"How the hell did you get the zipper all the way to the top?"

"Relax... you already laid the tracks, that's the hard part. Now we're just gonna back it up" (Boston accent). Lol.
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So the stretch mark thing somewhat got me interested as well. I mean, I've only seen mine and the one's I've seen in adult films. I used to be pretty heavy and lost weight. No stretch marks in that area.

I also mentioned this to the girlfriend, she seemed perplexed by this as well. Didn't want to pry too much and create an awkward situation, but based on her reaction, she hasn't seen stretch marks in this area either.

As for the frank and beans business. I have suffered this fate twice. One of the two times was horrific and left a scar. I stopped wearing boxers without a button after that. If it can fall out, best to go with the boxer briefs or briefs.
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