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      05-26-2012, 10:32 PM   #705
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tONIHT was a "surfer on AVCID" night... JAger, malibu and pineapple juive. Not a bad mix.... went nice with my Jack and Coke s I normall y end up driniking.

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      05-27-2012, 04:36 AM   #706
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Most of these posts with bad grammar and spelling are fake, I've drank 10 beers and could still write coherently. Maybe I need to take some hard-core drugs with my O'douls...
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      05-27-2012, 04:43 AM   #707
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Most of these posts with bad grammar and spelling are fake, I've drank 10 beers and could still write coherently. Maybe I need to take some hard-core drugs with my O'douls...
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      05-27-2012, 08:09 AM   #708
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^lmao, yet you post the the same thing twice? good to see your spell check works but your wasted dude.
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      05-27-2012, 05:28 PM   #709
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      05-27-2012, 10:57 PM   #710
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If I was drunk there'd be no way I could reach this part of the forum! Lol

And I try my best to avoid typing since a lot of stupidity comes out
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      11-11-2013, 01:30 PM   #711
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Who let this thread die, god dammit!?
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      11-11-2013, 10:50 PM   #712
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Real talk, E90post. Tonight I talked to my ex for the first time in 6 months. Long story short, we had a life together, a future, a family. I am an incomplete person without her. I've boned down like 15 sloots since this in an effort to take the edge off the pain. IDK where this is going, but I'm hammered, so this is on topic. cheers.
I experienced the same thing. Long story short I would say try to work things out. Number one tip: dont let her find out about the 15 sloots. Makes things impossible. Ask me how I know
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      11-11-2013, 11:54 PM   #713
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i pretty much drank all weekend. and if you're in horse racing circles: perfectly normal!
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      11-12-2013, 12:15 PM   #714
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i pretty much drank all weekend. and if you're in horse racing circles: perfectly normal!
I drink all weekend, EVERY weekend! I love long weekends...

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      11-12-2013, 12:17 PM   #715
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I thought this was the official skunk thread.
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      11-12-2013, 04:37 PM   #716
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I experienced the same thing. Long story short I would say try to work things out. Number one tip: dont let her find out about the 15 sloots. Makes things impossible. Ask me how I know
I posted that a year and a half ago haha she and I have now been happily back together for about 4 months now. And no, she has no knowledge of the sloots haha
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      11-12-2013, 06:18 PM   #717
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i pretty much drank all weekend.
Yea me too....

















Could use a drink lol
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      09-16-2014, 09:09 PM   #718
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The Next Time You Are Drunk, Post Here.

Let's here some funny drunk comments

rants, raves, questions, nothing is off the table. This is your forum to express your drunk self.


Fair Balance: these are the forum rules, govern yourself accordingly
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There's an old thread, some of you might remember: http://www.e90post.com/forums/showth...hlight=drinkin

but guess what? We're starting over.

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      09-16-2014, 09:12 PM   #719
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Should I go first?

Oh wait, I just did.
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      09-16-2014, 09:34 PM   #720
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i like it!
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      09-16-2014, 09:38 PM   #721
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I don't want that to happen. You don't have to say you're drunk.

Just say what's on your mind
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      09-16-2014, 10:02 PM   #722
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Line up people, the band will be swinging by shortly, gotta jump in
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I don't want that to happen. You don't have to say you're drunk.

Just say what's on your mind

i think you have it backwards. i'm sure it's fine to post while you're drunk... it's saying what's on your mind while you're drunk that might be the problem for some. haha

regardless, i'm game!
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      09-16-2014, 10:06 PM   #724
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i think you have it backwards. i'm sure it's fine to post while you're drunk... it's saying what's on your mind while you're drunk that might be the problem for some. haha

regardless, i'm game!
Good point ... I see this as being hilarious! I'll be waiting for the first morning post too, that'll be classic.
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      09-16-2014, 10:07 PM   #725
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Line up people, the band will be swinging by shortly, gotta jump in
Do it @squishy
We all know you've been drinking since 3pm
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      09-16-2014, 10:24 PM   #726
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