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      06-14-2015, 10:08 PM   #331
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Don't let the call fool you. I'm still the same asshole.

So who's next? Billy boy? Grimmy? Come on!?!
Dude you're ruined for life here. First you said something nice to me, then this. You need to put serious hours to get the image back.

My vote is on Grimmy! Billup is too much of one of my favorites here that I could vote him!
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luscious baby, WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS EVEN MEAN!
It means that I like billup. I don't want to know more about him. Old grimmy on the other hand in tara's claws would make me happy.

Edit, autocorrect helped.

Billup is too much of a favorite of mine that I could vote for him.

Fourth language, not an explanation but I just clearly have forgotten how to use english and I'm writing it with other languages rules.
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Yeah I know. But now you're an asshole with a ponytail
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Hey a lot of assholes have ponytails. I chose this hairstyle because I knew it would legitimize me as a solid asshole and its just so easy to maintain. I'm a lazy asshole.

Tell me this isn't the biggest asshole you've seen.

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Hey a lot of assholes have ponytails. I chose this hairstyle because I knew it would legitimize me as a solid asshole and its just so easy to maintain. I'm a lazy asshole.

Tell me this isn't the biggest asshole you've seen.

I'm with you in this. I have long hair just to avoid maintenance and also, I'm scared of hair dressers.
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      06-14-2015, 10:47 PM   #335
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Yeah I know. But now you're an asshole with a ponytail
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Hey a lot of assholes have ponytails. I chose this hairstyle because I knew it would legitimize me as a solid asshole and its just so easy to maintain. I'm a lazy asshole.

Tell me this isn't the biggest asshole you've seen.

That's pretty cool hair but I know yours probably looks more like this:
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Dude you're ruined for life here. First you said something nice to me, then this. You need to put serious hours to get the image back.
Took me 1 week to ruin the reputation I've built for the last 4 years. I'm thinking I should probably open a new acct. How's Litos 2.0?
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LOL, get Txstyle or Litos on the phone... I can already predict what they sound like...
+1 on that!
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Took me 1 week to ruin the reputation I've built for the last 4 years. I'm thinking I should probably open a new acct. How's Litos 2.0?
Or embrace the fact you are truly a likeable guy? You have attitude and you don't suck up to anyone, but an asshole? Meh.

Litos provided the perfect quote I had on my sig for months. "Lups is probably a 48 year old man who doesn't shower."

Close, but ...

I couldn't stand litos. he was too much of a wife beater for my taste.
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+1 on that!

Litos would sound like someone who has found his balls from the wife's handback after she found out about him posting those pics, and Txtstyle is way, way too normal. I do not approve.
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Or embrace the fact you are truly a likeable guy? You have attitude and you don't suck up to anyone, but an asshole? Meh.

Litos provided the perfect quote I had on my sig for months. "Lups is probably a 48 year old man who doesn't shower."

Close, but ...

I couldn't stand litos. he was too much of a wife beater for my taste.
..but interview would be a great way to interrogate him about him owning 3 -12pk of Coke.

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Litos would sound like someone who has found his balls from the wife's handback after she found out about him posting those pics, and Txtstyle is way, way too normal. I do not approve.
i would be happy to hear Txtstyle.
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+1 on that!

Litos would sound like someone who has found his balls from the wife's handback after she found out about him posting those pics, and Txtstyle is way, way too normal. I do not approve.
I disagree. I think she knew he posted pics and they were proud of her aftermarket set.
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I disagree. I think she knew he posted pics and they were proud of her aftermarket set.
He said so, but yet I can't believe it. Also, what does it say about a man he'd do that to his wife?

Txtstyle I see as a good guy, stiff a bit, but good. He is a needed character here but I'd postpone interviewing him. Grimmy first!
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I am not picky. Whoever is available for interview AND if bimmette have time to conduct an interview.

one reason i cannot is that I am making "moaning*" sound every other second right now.



*due to the pain
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He said so, but yet I can't believe it. Also, what does it say about a man he'd do that to his wife?

Txtstyle I see as a good guy, stiff a bit, but good. He is a needed character here but I'd postpone interviewing him. Grimmy first!
I would PAY to hear grimmey interviewed
Really? How much?
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I am not picky. Whoever is available for interview AND if bimmette have time to conduct an interview.

one reason i cannot is that I am making "moaning*" sound every other second right now.



*due to the pain
I would do it but I don't have a sexy voice like NKC.
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Really? How much?
I have two dollars in cash. It could all be yours!
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I'll have to give Grimmey wife pics in exchange for 10 questions.
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I am not picky. Whoever is available for interview AND if bimmette have time to conduct an interview.

one reason i cannot is that I am making "moaning*" sound every other second right now.



*due to the pain
I would do it but I don't have a sexy voice like NKC.
C'mon
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You should have asked NKC: if BMW F22 wanted to go live and work in HK for a while, can he hook it up with a job?
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I would do it but I don't have a sexy voice like NKC.
Bro you really want that job don't you?
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You should have asked NKC: if BMW F22 wanted to go live and work in HK for a while, can he hook it up with a job?
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I would do it but I don't have a sexy voice like NKC.
Bro you really want that job don't you?
I think we just found you a maid!
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Nkc, were u drunk or something? What were u thinking??!

Really thought u were going get the better of Bimmette but seems like she's has some experience doing this - was she distracting u with some weird noise over the phone to distract u?

As much as U'all would give handjobs and pay to hear me... no. Sorry, I would love to play... but if there was some way it wasn't a matter of public record I would! I'm just that paranoid about stuff remaining indelible on the internet..
But now that u mentioned it, I a have to remind myself never to be tricked into a call with Bimmette because she probably has some recording software running..

Tara, u have no reservations about doing Litos? For some reason I think he would totally eat u up .. I may be wrong .. unless u have some weird way of getting at him over the phone.

Lups, I know u want to see me get destroyed... and I would, to make u feel better () but she records this shit and thats too dangerous.. I'm not planning on running for anything, but still.

Since I'm a coward, who's next?

F22 it's all yours, mate!
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