What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

RJ_ · 10-11-2016, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

At 43K miles, the water pump went in the CTS. At the shop, covered under warranty, though doing a quick research shows that a w/p is around a lousy $40? Reminds me of the M50 days of w/p's around that price.

Isn't it nice?

I just bought a water pump for my GTI for $13 with free shipping. Compared to $400 for the bimmer. Why do we own these cars again?

F30lolz · 10-11-2016, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

Isn't it nice?
Why do we own these cars again?

To get laid, that's why we own these cars.

UncleWede · 10-11-2016, 09:30 AM

^ does this work if we can't drive them because we can't afford a w/p?

jtodd_fl · 10-11-2016, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Why do people want people to sit on their faces?!?

I think maybe we need to start here... This is an image from Canada, but to put your mind at ease, they are all made the same. Once you have this down, we can go to phase 2.

MKSixer · 10-11-2016, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

Isn't it nice?

I just bought a water pump for my GTI for $13 with free shipping. Compared to $400 for the bimmer. Why do we own these cars again?

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

To get laid, that's why we own these cars.

Just do a little searching. I purchase an alternator (Behr) for my dad's X5 for $299 as opposed to the $tealership quoted price of $1399.00.

If you wanna get laid, I will send you a few screenshots from my i8 app that you can use, buy a key for about $600 and just sat it's in the shop. It'll save you tons of money.

Aatish · 10-11-2016, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I think maybe we need to start here... This is an image from Canada, but to put you're mind at ease, they are all made the same. Once you have this down, we can go to phase 2.

But, I thought Canadian ones went from left to right...

I may have to skip lunch, that's a lot to eat.

bimmette · 10-11-2016, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

I may have to skip lunch, that's a lot to eat.

And you wonder why you're friendzoned?

Aatish · 10-11-2016, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

And you wonder why you're friendzoned?

Obviously because I don't open my mouth enough, right jtodd_fl ?

tee.tran · 10-11-2016, 10:10 AM

wow, the tags.

///M Power-Belgium · 10-11-2016, 10:17 AM

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bimmette · 10-11-2016, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by tee.tran

wow, the tags.

Wow, they even got you to come out and post after lurking for over a year!

tee.tran · 10-11-2016, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Wow, they even got you to come out and post after lurking for over a year!

Well, it definitely wasn't you who got me to come out.

bimmette · 10-11-2016, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by tee.tran

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Wow, they even got you to come out and post after lurking for over a year!

Well, it definitely wasn't you who got me to come out.

Hopefully not, since apparently I'm a ladyboy!

Dang3r · 10-11-2016, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

To get laid, that's why we own these cars.

Wrong thread, we've got the stupid one, banned

Aatish · 10-11-2016, 11:00 AM

Totes my hairy face. MKSixer , I may require your assistance good sir.

F30lolz · 10-11-2016, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

^ does this work if we can't drive them because we can't afford a w/p?

Uber black it

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

If you wanna get laid, I will send you a few screenshots from my i8 app that you can use, buy a key for about $600 and just sat it's in the shop. It'll save you tons of money.

PM me. Warning, pics of me on the crap chute will be returned.

Dang3r · 10-11-2016, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

Warning, pics of me on the crap chute will be returned.

Ugh...who let the whores out?

F30lolz · 10-11-2016, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Dang3r

Ugh...who let the whores out?

I did when I went to a strip club Saturday night. Two floors as they were showing pron downstairs while they had maybe 20 girls in a very small room. Then we (I was with my wife's cousins) went upstairs to the main room. T & A all over as expected offering $25 lap dances which you can finger them and such (I heard $250 for bang bang bang), however, I was looking at the big screen at times. No, it was pron like downstairs, however, rally racing

. Girls gave more attention to my wife's cousins as they were making it rain while me being the cheap ba$stard only spent $11 on dem hoes.

silvergray545 · 10-11-2016, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I kinda feel like this is you two

Except their car doesn't have red wheels.

Why do you have to make it all gay when I'm trying to help a brother out!?

AND WHAT DO THE WHEELS HAVE TO DO WITH IT?!

nyalpine90 · 10-11-2016, 02:01 PM

Aatish · 10-11-2016, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Why do you have to make it all gay when I'm trying to help a brother out!?

AND WHAT DO THE WHEELS HAVE TO DO WITH IT?!

They hate us cuz they anus.

jtodd_fl · 10-11-2016, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Why do you have to make it all gay when I'm trying to help a brother out!?

AND WHAT DO THE WHEELS HAVE TO DO WITH IT?!

Self-answering question...

10-11-2016, 09:30 AM	#40395
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