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      12-02-2015, 12:28 PM   #1167
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Of course I'll board you. I have one bed we can share, I'm really good at keeping women warm at night.
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That is too over the top...besides, that bed isn't sturdy enough
I don't see the tie downs for the restraints and where's the candle wax warmer thingy?
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I have shoes you can borrow!
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I don't see the tie downs for the restraints and where's the candle wax warmer thingy?
Yeah, wth. Total fail.
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Which one - I have 5 in my house....
The one where the magic happens
I'll just send a pic of the house....since I have christened every room in the house....
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I don't see the tie downs for the restraints and where's the candle wax warmer thingy?
Yeah, wth. Total fail.
Fucking amateurs. Zero creativity.
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They're probably too small, i need mama lups size 10 high heels.


7-8 here if I remember correctly. My feet are stupid.
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I'll just send a pic of the house....since I have christened every room in the house....
How about the barn and the feed trough?
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I don't see the tie downs for the restraints and where's the candle wax warmer thingy?
That's actually pretty freaky. I had a guy tell me that at Starbucks he had his bed restraints on order. I never spoke to him again after that.

*Bimmette the guy with the black M3*
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I'll just send a pic of the house....since I have christened every room in the house....
How about the barn and the feed trough?
....I refuse to answer this on the ground that I may incriminate myself....
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Whoever buys the house after me is going to find so many little surprises everywhere.
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I don't see the tie downs for the restraints and where's the candle wax warmer thingy?
That's actually pretty freaky. I had a guy tell me that at Starbucks he had his bed restraints on order. I never spoke to him again after that.

*Bimmette the guy with the black M3*
Well, that meant the store ran his credit. Opportunity...missed
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7-8 here if I remember correctly. My feet are stupid.
Sorry, i was thinking of the picture you posted of your feet next to Bimmette's.
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How about the barn and the feed trough?
....I refuse to answer this on the ground that I may incriminate myself....
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Well, that meant the store ran his credit. Opportunity...missed
That's just way beyond me. No amount of good looks, tall, dark, handsomness, creditness, moneyness could get me to be tied up. That's weird.
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That's just way beyond me. No amount of good looks, tall, dark, handsomness, creditness, moneyness could get me to be tied up. That's weird.
But what about cuffs? It's not technically being tied up.
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Should already be a pic of the house on BP.....you'll just have to look....

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How about the barn and the feed trough?
....I refuse to answer this on the ground that I may incriminate myself....
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But what about cuffs? It's not technically being tied up.
Too scared to try it.
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Too scared to try it.
It's okay to give up a little control in the bedroom. You'd probably find it liberating, have fun and try something new.
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