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      05-13-2019, 04:44 PM   #23
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Sadly, my Mom has been slipping into severe dementia the last year or so. She lives with my sister and BIL (God bless them) and on Mother's Day had the following conversation with my sister.

Mom: I have friends coming to take me out to dinner, but just tell them I'll be dining here with you.

Sis: Ok, Mom. Will do.

Mom: Because family always comes before friends.

So there you have it. Even in her demented state, Mom issues the wisest of advice.

Love you, Mom.
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Mom: Don't fugget ya quaddahs.

Me: Huh?

Mom: For the meedah. If ya gonna paahk the caahh in town, ya gonna need quaddas for the meedah.

Me: Ah, right. Thanks, Mom.


Mom has a serious Boston accent.
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Mom: Don't fugget ya quaddahs.

Me: Huh?

Mom: For the meedah. If ya gonna paahk the caahh in town, ya gonna need quaddas for the meedah.

Me: Ah, right. Thanks, Mom.


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You KNOW we all read it that way too
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