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      12-23-2018, 03:59 PM   #1
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What presents did you get for your family?

We have a million threads about what to give but what did you give to your spouse? How about your kids?

We hand out present here on the 24th, so I'll be updating you around 6 pm when our Santa leaves. My expectations are high. I think this year I'll get a 12 pack of socks.
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      12-23-2018, 04:19 PM   #2
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Hopefully another 30 pairs of socks that will be lost within the first 3 weeks
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Hopefully another 30 pairs of socks that will be lost within the first 3 weeks
Yeah, and since I steal his, I get socks in his size so I think you and I are innocent and the international sock bandit should be prosecuted for a life sentence every Monday!
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I am extremely grateful that I am at a point in my life that there is nothing I need or want. If there is something I want I buy it. It makes me happy to give, not get. That being said, it drives my sweetie crazy when he asks what I want and I shrug my shoulders. We both have demanding jobs, I just want to spend time with him.
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I am extremely grateful that I am at a point in my life that there is nothing I need or want. If there is something I want I buy it. It makes me happy to give, not get. That being said, it drives my sweetie crazy when he asks what I want and I shrug my shoulders. We both have demanding jobs, I just want to spend time with him.
The mister from Canada and I would be open for a regifting agreement. Your spouse could find joyin buying you socks, and I could have warm feet more often (fuck the Canadian. Just send them all to me!)

I've been a wreck most of autumn this year. I broke a few ribs, then I got my muscles to go in a full rebellion and I've been completely useless. I'm the drama queen in this relationship so, the whining was endless.

Anyway, he hurt his neck yesterday. It felt so good to send him to bed, because I can handle all this Christmas shit for sure but also, for once I got to just help him out.

I don't need anything either. I do understand if he wants a gift of less of me tho.
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It’s easy for me to get him stuff. Snow blower was the best gift ever. Shirts, ties, pants because God forbid he should actually buy the stuff he needs. I have a good man and for that I am grateful. I wanted a freaking salad spinner but bought it myself. That stupid gadget would have made me very happy. Thinking about it now a ceramic coat for my new ride would have been a good option
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I hung up two socks on my mantelpiece this year, just so i can make sure i have room for my regular annual two gifts of “JACK” and “SHIT”
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nothing too interesting, got myself a new mouse and that's about it...
haven't seen my parents yet so i might be getting something else when i fly home in a few days but im not counting on it
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Can't tell before 7PM, wifey is looking here into also
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From the secret santas so far:

-Pre workout supplement
-Mens skin spa products.
-Gigantic wine glass. (don't drink wine)
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Two weeks ago I ordered an M4, my present to myself.

I do the ED thing first week in April.

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I got F'd over by incompetent work from a supplier and now am headed into work on Christmas Eve to try to fix the situation. That's my gift.
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My wife and I are blessed, so stopped exchanging gifts a few years ago. We give our kids something and usually a bit of cash as they are all starting out on their own. My wife says the only thing she wants is a gift that can't be given and that's more time. So were trying to spend as much time together and with family over the holiday season.

Merry Christmas all!
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Where I live, Santa doesn’t come until tonight, so I don’t know yet.
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LOL these are in the trunk of my BMW since my boys like to snoop.
got these for my boys since they love Star Wars


also some DC/Marvel frames



and Spider-Man hoodies


and for the wife I just surrendered my credit card to her and said go shopping to your heart's content but don't put us in debt
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That made me laugh, I needed that today. European Delivery.

Now that I think about it, maybe I give the blue pill a try

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