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      10-24-2017, 01:05 PM   #89
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Gentlemen, you two, collectively are the Inaugural Winners of the newly created Tag Team Internet of the day winners! Congratulations!!

A pithy remark with a witty rejoinder are winners in my book any day!

Lups , I'm expanding the franchise.
Oh fuck off. I handled this already and i was way, way cooler.
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Sir, you are now the king of the internet for the next 7 days.
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Oh fuck off. I handled this already and i was way, way cooler.
THERE IS NO KING OF THE INTERNET BESIDES AL GORE!!

I almost forgot...Damn you Lups, DAMN YOU.
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      10-24-2017, 01:22 PM   #92
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And Bran.
You can just use this as your signature. You're the controversial King of he Internet and since this has been disputed , it gives you street creds.
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THERE IS NO KING OF THE INTERNET BESIDES AL GORE!!

I almost forgot...Damn you Lups, DAMN YOU.
Damn you for name dropping and doing so with someone i know!

That's it. This is war. Your tag team and winner of the day versus my king of the internets for a week! You lose by 6 days and I'm cooler than you anyway!
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      10-24-2017, 01:26 PM   #94
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That is what I woke up looking for. That and a new bottle of gin. Today's looking up.
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That is what I woke up looking for. That and a new bottle of gin. Today's looking up.
Well, fuck it, I'll keep you company with a beer if i have one.

But basically, you're now a pawn in a popularity race. You have to compare the suggested titles and pick me. I'm way cooler than anyone and mk eats tofu.
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Ha, I was a vegetarian for a few years but came to my senses. I have a fridge full of beer, gotta ply the family and friends to act excited about a three year old's birthday this weekend. But my mom will be here, hence my need for something stronger than beer.
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Ha, I was a vegetarian for a few years but came to my senses. I have a fridge full of beer, gotta ply the family and friends to act excited about a three year old's birthday this weekend. But my mom will be here, hence my need for something stronger than beer.
Yes! The last one i do get! My mom texted me two days ago and if i could find my wallet (and winter tyres, a coat, maybe a few tools and so on) I'd totally be drinking right now too!
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      10-24-2017, 02:04 PM   #98
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Well, fuck it, I'll keep you company with a beer if i have one.

But basically, you're now a pawn in a popularity race. You have to compare the suggested titles and pick me. I'm way cooler than anyone and mk eats tofu.
I drive a V10. 'Nuff said.
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I drive a V10. 'Nuff said.
i8 is V10??? No wonder kids can't do the rithmatics no more
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I drive a V10. 'Nuff said.
I have boobs.
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I have boobs.
That's awesome Anna !
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I have boobs.
You just can't get enough male attention lol to Let a forum with mainly single horn dogs/ leg humpers that you're a chick. Hahaha
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You just can't get enough male attention lol to Let a forum with mainly single horn dogs/ leg humpers that you're a chick. Hahaha
Wow... Hey anglo!

I think here I'm 48 year old male. So i have boobs, it's normal at my age!
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i8 is V10??? No wonder kids can't do the rithmatics no more
M6. I'm taking over the van for a month because bad math.

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I have boobs.
Congratulations!! (You still don't win the internet today. )
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M6. I'm taking over the van for a month because bad math.



Congratulations!! (You still don't win the internet today. )
I have chest hair!

Still no?

I'm gonna sue.
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I have chest hair!

Still no?

I'm gonna sue.
Let me get a copy of my Bible and provide the serial number for your attorney.
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Let me get a copy of my Bible and provide the serial number for your attorney.
I'm cool at settling. You just admit right now that i am the superior creature! Right now!

As an exchange you get to keep your poster of the day crap and i won't take over it, nor will i push the king of the week thing.
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I'm cool at settling. You just admit right now that i am the superior creature! Right now!

As an exchange you get to keep your poster of the day crap and i won't take over it, nor will i push the king of the week thing.
You already know I think you are.
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You already know I think you are.
Well shit, okay you won. I'll call of the lawyers and i tell my friend not to spread lipstick on your windscreen. He wanted to tho! He was practicing on his kissy lips!

I don't like this lenient thing you're doing. Bad mk, bad mk!

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Well shit, okay you won. I'll call of the lawyers and i tell my friend not to spread lipstick on your windscreen. He wanted to tho! He was practicing on his kissy lips!

I don't like this lenient thing you're doing. Bad mk, bad mk!

I'm keeping you off balance.
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