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06-27-2018, 11:57 AM | #2 |
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06-27-2018, 12:03 PM | #3 |
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06-27-2018, 01:14 PM | #5 | |
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"Oh, it'll be okay, I'm on it!"
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06-27-2018, 01:17 PM | #6 | |
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I'd word it as humiliation is a good way to make my ego more compact size
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06-27-2018, 01:53 PM | #7 | |
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Dude, I'm a mother! There is an endless well of humiliation and things to learn daily.
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06-27-2018, 01:59 PM | #8 |
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06-27-2018, 02:08 PM | #9 | |
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My alarm clock wakes up aroubd 4.30 am.
" How do the scientists determine the atomic weight of something? How does an atomic watch change the every day Life? Remember when we calculated he w many eyeballs every Napoleon's soldier got to eat? That was so cool, but that anglo dude had written something really weird, so can we please talk about prisons? Hey Mom, Google says..." Your assessment is correct. Actually, those are cost efficient way for women to handle their menstrual cycle and they tend to cause less yast infections than other means of not bleeding all over yourself. It's a medical divice, not a joke.
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06-27-2018, 02:14 PM | #10 |
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I learned that stealerships are still ahole crooks, I still want to bang Jen Kirkman and people still suck.
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06-27-2018, 02:51 PM | #11 |
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i learned that once you strike that balance of bimmerpost browsing and doing excellent work you have your cake and eat it too AND get the possibility of turning this internship into a full time gig so you can get more cake!
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06-27-2018, 02:52 PM | #12 | |
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and could you imagine getting into a heated argument with a woman when out of no where she pulls this thing out and flings it at you....lol walking around like you got a corn on the cobb up your pooper "I can't feel a thing it's great guys!" lol I'm a child...34 yr old child |
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Dude, I've been living with randomly swinging penises all my life, I know how weird it can be to face but trust me, that cup has nothing on the stories I could share. I'm 35, and no adulting happening here either.
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06-27-2018, 03:45 PM | #14 |
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"random swinging penises" and "all my life" should not be in the same sentence...it sounds like random hopping penises are attacking you or hopping up asking for directions and you gotta be careful because if you're not it'll get too frisky
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06-27-2018, 03:55 PM | #15 | |
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That's why I can handle the PB posters so well.
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06-27-2018, 04:30 PM | #18 |
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You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
You can even quote it and add it as a signature (edited of course such that it says what you'd like it to say) should you wish. Because when anyone actually follows the link that you've put in your signature, they'll just see gibberish and go "Ok, sure - I guess that's what it means". So nobody can tell you different. Either that, or if you're honestly interested in learning the true meaning, you have to enlist her offspring to help translate. They came into this world equipped with a Lups to English dictionary and have been remarkably helpful to me in the past. |
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Sorry, I'm trying to learn a new platform, and the autocorrect and I don't work together well yet.
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06-27-2018, 05:04 PM | #20 |
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