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      12-03-2015, 04:49 PM   #17271
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      12-03-2015, 04:50 PM   #17272
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      12-03-2015, 04:53 PM   #17273
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not sure if Biorin has an ass, but a pain she is
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      12-03-2015, 05:04 PM   #17274
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Biorin's titties are mine bruh, back off. Go after Sara or something, farmboy.
Just because you've been rejected as POOL BOY - don't mean you can just come back and ASSume your spot....new pecking order round here...
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      12-03-2015, 05:06 PM   #17275
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Just because you've been rejected as POOL BOY - don't mean you can just come back and ASSume your spot....new pecking order round here...
I've never been rejected as pool boy. That's what I'm known for, so I don't know what kind of crack you've been smoking..., but seriously dude..., back up.

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not sure if Biorin has an ass, but a pain she is
She's got a booty you'd bury your face in.
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      12-03-2015, 05:09 PM   #17276
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I've never been rejected as pool boy. That's what I'm known for, so I don't know what kind of crack you've been smoking..., but seriously dude..., back up.

Dude:
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Like minded, Tax Return reading kindred spirits, CHECK!!!!

No way you have any chance here....Bruh
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      12-03-2015, 05:19 PM   #17277
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Dude:
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Like minded, Tax Return reading kindred spirits, CHECK!!!!

No way you have any chance here....Bruh
I have a huge penis, so any argument you try to make is futile.
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I have a huge penis, so any argument you try to make is futile.
...yea, um....I'm 6'3", wear a size 12 shoe....so, not sure you wanna go there
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All right! Dick measuring contest!

Measure your penis here......


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      12-03-2015, 05:41 PM   #17280
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...yea, um....I'm 6'3", wear a size 12 shoe....so, not sure you wanna go there
I'm 5'8'' and wear a size 11. You do that math real quick, mister financial adviser.
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I'm 5'8'' and wear a size 11. You do that math real quick, mister financial adviser.
you're 7" shorter than me...?

damn
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you're 7" shorter than me...?

damn
Only in height.
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      12-03-2015, 05:47 PM   #17283
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All right you 2. Biorin will be the judge (if she wants to) to see which wee-wee is/are smaller. If she is up for it, txt it to her.
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Only in height.
i'll bet the girls tell you, 'you must be this tall to ride this ride'

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i'll bet the girls tell you, 'you must be this tall to ride this ride'
Actually, I tell the girls that 'you must be this tall to ride this ride'.



You think I want some crane hopping on my dick? Shallow standards.
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      12-03-2015, 05:49 PM   #17286
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All right you 2. Biorin will be the judge (if she wants to) to see which wee-wee is/are smaller. If she is up for it, txt it to her.
Willing and able
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Was he sending you ass and dick pics too?
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Was he sending you ass and dick pics too?
No one has sent me ass and dick pics I have one ass pic you sent me, and one pic from Tonka that Tara was kind enough to share.
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Was he sending you ass and dick pics too?
...and I already "won."
(ass size as well)
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Measure your penis here......


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May I direct your attention to just above her right middle finger.

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No one has sent me ass and dick pics I have one ass pic you sent me, and one pic from Tonka that Tara was kind enough to share.
Tara must be holding out. She even asked permission to send it to you.
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