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02-11-2020, 02:43 PM | #5523 |
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Eh, not hard to get laid unless you're a troll. Just make em laugh, be a little mysterious, some charisma & the right flirting. I always get compliments on my eyes aka I'm ugly so I gotta be funny!!
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02-11-2020, 02:47 PM | #5524 | |
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Jk man, but I guess I should try more seriously... I just hop on these apps and casually swipe and hope for a match... I feel like you need to pay for shit if you want something serious, which blows.... |
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02-11-2020, 02:52 PM | #5525 |
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So anyone else drive a bimmer here? LOL
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02-11-2020, 09:07 PM | #5528 |
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Honestly, could go either of two ways:
1- an E28 528e that has been sitting in front of a shop near by 2- an 2002 325i Sport Pack or end up without a car altogether for a while. I was thinking of letting the MKS go, but after taking a trip in a WRX with my buddies over the weekend and seeing how that thing can average 30mpg on the highway when I recently did 205 miles driving on campus on one tank (I have a 19 gal tank) made me realize maybe it is time for it to go. Plus big maintenance is coming up |
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02-11-2020, 09:47 PM | #5529 | |
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If you have your own garage and are well versed with working on them yourself, you should be good. |
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02-11-2020, 10:52 PM | #5530 |
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There's nothing stopping us from having a GTG (get-together). The brand of basses I play does one once a year. Most folks drive, but a few of us actually fly in for it. It's fantastic.
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02-12-2020, 02:26 AM | #5531 |
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Did you ever had an reversed date? That means, see her naked and know what to get before considering a date for whatsoever?
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02-12-2020, 06:15 AM | #5533 |
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I know this show into Germany also, horrible indeed.
No, I mean this absolutely unintended, lets say, meet someone into the sauna, have a nice chat after it into the spa zone… Not the arranged way, so to speak.
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02-12-2020, 07:56 AM | #5534 | |
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If you're attractive, swipe apps may work. I'm not so I have to send messages. It's a numbers game. |
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02-12-2020, 07:58 AM | #5536 |
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02-12-2020, 08:28 AM | #5537 |
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Me 2, but sometimes I wish I hadn't
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02-12-2020, 11:50 AM | #5539 |
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Having lunch with my daughter at a local wing joint and seated about 10 feet from 2 broads (channeling Joe Biden) and a girlyman...all in the hair dressing business. Blonde Broad One is bragging to the table how she is laying in with to take her soon-to-be-ex husband to the cleaners in the divorce. She is bragging that she has banged several dudes and how clueless he is about everything. He's a nice guy and not strong enough for him and he deserves whatever she gives to him. WTF?!?!! Daughter is here now. Play by play over!!
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She didn't. They were gone when she arrived.
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