ex-girlfriend is f*cking with my life

[MTV]

Get back with her, fuck..... and chuck...

[Spoolin335]

cinder block + rope + water= problem solved


im pretty good at math....

[spectrumphoto]

The best way to solve the problem is to really send her over the edge... soo far over the edge that all your mutual friends know that it is her who is trippin.

And there is only one way to do that..... You gotta take the Anal virginity too. All your problems will be solved with the Butt.

[wuufer001]

ooooooosssaaaaaaa

[esscolab]

Knock her out, then chuck her in your trunk and throw her off the edge of a cliff, then move on.

[Oregano123]

[Hoothout]

Originally Posted by koreez88

U took her virginity away, that's the problem... Girls go crazy after that. Been there my friend.
Gotta talk to her, like REALLY TALK.
Do NOT pull Chris Brown.

[Sal@AUTOcouture]

I'm goin out on a limb here and guessing you are <18 and if you're not she definitely is.

Now, with that out of the way...

If any of ur friends takes her side over yours, they shouldn't be your friends and you should change your fave 5 on ur cell phone plan

Now for the real matter at hand- you took her v-card.....shes emotionally connected to you and has caused insecurity issues. I would suggest sitting her down and talking to her about how she has nothing to worry about (that is unless she does..) and that by her being so clingy and needy its actually a turn off.

Most likely she will not be mature enough to absorb this, but its worth a shot...

[Deda]

my advice is..find a new girlfriend and enjoy your life....dont care about her.

[shocka1212]

Originally Posted by MrHarris

Pull a Chris Brown.

[ZTZ1010]

Originally Posted by guardianangel3290

So long story short, I was with this chick for 4 months, never cheated or did anything wrong except for omitting to tell her about a few girls I'd been with.
Anyway, I end up taking her virginity a few months in and everything is great for a while but then she starts accusing me of random shit. I couldn't go a day without her saying I didn't miss her or didnt care anymore or that i was cheating on her.
I tried really hard to convince her i did care and that there was no one else, but it became too much and we broke up a month ago.
Now she's talking about me to all my friends and spreading some fucked up rumors about me, all the while she wont stop trying to get me to date her again. This shit is beginning to cost me some friendships.
WTF guys. Shes making me out to be a monster and i really did nothing worthy of this. I know im not the nicest guy in the world, but i did nothing to deserve this.
WTF

(btw, my ex told me I "have no soul" and that I "dont deserve to be loved by anyone ever again")

I'm in the same boat dude. Dated for 4 months and broke up with her the end of feb.. she's been nuts since. camped outside my door waiting for me to come home.. tried to get me to date her while spreading shit rumors to all of her friends and a bunch of other girls..

[krnshinsa]

lol live by

"never be the first, never be the last"

[guardianangel3290]

This same bitch is STILL giving me shit!

My buddies band had a concert tonight, so I went with this girl I've been chilling with. Well, low and behold my Ex shows up with her stupid ass friends (Everybody in the band hates these girls and my ex doesnt even like their music. The only reason she showed up was becasue she knew I'd be there.)

Anyway, my new girl goes to the bathroom, then my ex runs in with her friend like two seconds after. From what I'm told, the convo went like this.. (mind you they went to high school together)
Ex, "oh, hi. Are you here with Steve?"
New girl, "yup sure am"
"Well just know that he's been with like 15 girls and he cheated on me 5 times while we were together.." (we dated for 3 months and i NEVER cheated)
"oh, that sucks"
"you should get him checked..."
"oh yea?"
"yup. I'd do it before you decide to sleep with him"
"I'll think about it"
"so how do you like his car?" (seriously WTF)
"what car?"
"you know, the bimmer"
"oh yea, its nice"
"i bet you love it"
"its just a car"
"i loved that car, like LOVED it"
"thats cool"
"just be careful, he's really a shitty guy"
"thanks for the advice"


WTF!!!
This is the most sketchy, vengeful bitch I've ever met!!! I'm just lucky my new girl knows what kind of guy i really am and that she trusts me. I could barely enjoy the show becasue i was so stressed out, which in turn makes me even more angry becasue this bitch is actually affecting my mood.
I'm thinking about getting a restraining order

[scorcherjf]

she's 20 and was a virgin?

i can't believe you've done this

[guardianangel3290]

Originally Posted by scorcherjf

she's 20 and was a virgin?

i can't believe you've done this

ahahahaha dude come on! I'm serious. I need advice, insight, opinions, anything! I seriously dont know what to do anymore.
Ill see her around campus and she just stares at me...

[UncleWede]

Is she "showing" yet? She freaked while she was away, pissed on the end of the tube, and the + sign came up . . .

[wellwell]

I had a similar situation in my younger days. I found a true "player scumfuck" on campus, sat him down, told him how to court her and let him go. He filled the gap that was missing in her life. Which led to him boning her and delivering herpes. She became a social pariah and I never heard from her again. Do like this

[FStop7]

Send creepy anal guy to her house

[Maestro]

The best advice I heard so far it get some other guy to date her, in a short period of time she will be come fixated in that new person and it will be his problem....

[Kiemyster]

do what i do. say fuck those bitches, grab a big bag of weed, and marry that shit.

take the seeds from the bag, plant them and have many many offspring, and then retire to enjoy the fruits of your labor.

[1cleanm6]

Originally Posted by Kiemyster

do what i do. say fuck those bitches, grab a big bag of weed, and marry that shit.

take the seeds from the bag, plant them and have many many offspring, and then retire to enjoy the fruits of your labor.

lolllllll

honestly bro dont ever stress urself over pussy...your too young and hm stupid?lol

[Spec 1]

Originally Posted by guardianangel3290

...I end up taking her virginity...

/explanation. I could have told you exactly what was going to go on if all you wrote was this.

Originally Posted by guardianangel3290

...seriously this girl is 20 and she's acting like a 13-year-old

Welcome to life. "Hell hath no furry like a scorned woman" This will happen to you a number of times until you realize the telltale signs of crazy and avoid it (they hide it well, young jedi).

Originally Posted by guardianangel3290

Ok, I just got off the phone with her (2 hour convo) and she says it wasnt her who was spreading all this shit...
I'm beginning to think ALL girls have some sort of deep-seeded emotional issue just waiting to be unleashed haha

1) Don't believe her. Of course she's the one spreading lies, nobody else would. Women lie, especially to your face when they're talking behind your back.

2) You're right, in that almost ALL women are secretly insane. The trick is to eventually find one that's only slightly nuts and you can deal with. Then marry that one because it doesn't come around too often



If you truly want to get rid of this girl, here's what you'll have to do. Stop talking to her - at all. No more hangouts, no more phone calls, no more texts, nada. She's going to come up with new, worse lies. Ignore them and don't give her the satisfaction of pissing you off. Never answer texts 3 months down the road when she wants to say hi and that "she's changed". Go on with your business and eventually it'll go away. You got yourself into it by taking her virginity. She was planning on being with you forever, haha.