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      11-07-2007, 01:56 PM   #1
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My cubicle smells like ass

Sure I busted a few but its lingering longer than it should. I went to lunch and came back, smells like someone dropped a deuce in their shorts.

Just felt like sharing so I wasnt the only one feeling the pain.
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Sure I busted a few but its lingering longer than it should. I went to lunch and came back, smells like someone dropped a deuce in their shorts.

Just felt like sharing so I wasnt the only one feeling the pain.

Thanks for sharing !!!
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Haha, you changed your pic. Good one.
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awesome!!!!
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my cousin gets in my car the other day, and the first thing he did was freap. Kind of took the new smell out of the car
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How do you know a coworker did not mark their territory?
Theres only 2 other women in my office.
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Either your cubicle smells like ass or your ass smells like cubicle?
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Theres only 2 other women in my office.
I thought you were a guy.
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I thought you were a guy.
I am. I guess I said it wrong. Other than myself, theres only two women in the office.
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I am. I guess I said it wrong. Other than myself, theres only two women in the office.
I would check one or both of them.
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heres a solution, get a vaporizer, bring it to work, and just burn a 40 piece. youll get high, AND your cubicle will smell ohh soo good
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heres a solution, get a vaporizer, bring it to work, and just burn a 40 piece. youll get high, AND your cubicle will smell ohh soo good
At that point, you won't care what your cubicle smells like.....
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I am. I guess I said it wrong. Other than myself, theres only two women in the office.
time to retaliate.
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