Holiday fun

[radionomad]

So my friend asked me:
What did you get your wife for Christmas ?
I said:
Nothing, she didn't use what I got her last year.
He asks's:
What was that?
I said:
A cemetery plot.

Then he asked me what I got for Christmas:
I said:
The same thing I got last year and the year befor that.
He ask's:
What's that ?
I said:
The bill $$$.