The Zombie Apocalypse Thread

MKSixer · 03-05-2019, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I'm an innovator bro. I'm gonna need a human handler to retrain me with guns and get me working out so I'm the most jacked gnarly zombie ever.

This may be the true key to immortality and empire if you can maintain your cognitive ability. A Jacked, Immortal, Gnarly Zombie with full weapons training. We could invade ANYWHERE.

1MOREMOD · 03-05-2019, 05:21 PM

1000 year army like overlord.

MKSixer · 03-05-2019, 05:23 PM

Be afraid. Be very afraid. Everyone else.

1MOREMOD · 03-05-2019, 05:24 PM

Yeah what's a zombie alien like?

MKSixer · 03-05-2019, 05:27 PM

Your worst nightmare on steroids. It is known.

UncleWede · 03-06-2019, 10:50 AM

And you drive all night and then you see a light
And it comes right down and lands on the ground
And out comes a man from Mars
And you try to run but he's got a gun
And he shoots you dead and he eats your head
And then you're in the man from Mars
You go out at night, eatin' cars
You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too
Mercury's and Subaru's
And you don't stop, you keep on eatin' cars

Grumpy Old Man · 03-07-2019, 05:18 PM

How could you not want Maggie during the Zombie Apocalypse?

1MOREMOD · 03-07-2019, 05:22 PM

If I'm trying to live that distraction ain't gonna help. Maybe bang one out to help population.

MKSixer · 03-08-2019, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

If I'm trying to live that distraction ain't gonna help. Maybe bang one out to help population.

Find house. Surround with traps. Kill zombies. Bang Maggie.
Repeat.

Joekerr · 03-08-2019, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

This may be the true key to immortality and empire if you can maintain your cognitive ability. A Jacked, Immortal, Gnarly Zombie with full weapons training. We could invade ANYWHERE.

Except Canada in the winter. We'd just cut a little hole in the ice of one of the larger lakes and let you trudge around down there under the ice until spring. Bet you'd be pretty bored.

MKSixer · 03-08-2019, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Except Canada in the winter. We'd just cut a little hole in the ice of one of the larger lakes and let you trudge around down there under the ice until spring. Bet you'd be pretty bored.

MKSixer · 03-12-2019, 03:41 PM

This is a Zombie Killing Arsenal. Everyone should be equipped with a fire-hardened, 6 foot long, zombie killing staff.

1MOREMOD · 03-12-2019, 04:43 PM

Those arent fire hardened you lying sack

UncleWede · 03-12-2019, 04:44 PM

I just figured once Maggie was posted, /thread

MKSixer · 03-12-2019, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Those arent fire hardened you lying sack

Learn to read you indigenous population probing alien. I didn't say these were...I said everyone should be. Yeah...I'm lawyering the alien.

1MOREMOD · 03-12-2019, 05:33 PM

Then why did you show them if they are shit? You carry that weak crap I will break you in half.

Darth One · 03-12-2019, 06:22 PM

Maggie wasn’t even the best Green sister #teambeth

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