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      03-20-2018, 02:43 PM   #1255
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That should annoy you.

I'm annoyed at myself. Sprained my thumb punching a door yesterday and now it hurts to "grasp"

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Doesn't annoy me at all I'm surplus calories now and up to 210-212. Candy ain't gonna help shit unless I'm starved
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cheese and rice! this guy saw me walk into the gym today and he made a V line straight to the locker room where he decided to talk to me while i was getting ready. talking about the weather and how we might be expecting a little bit of snow. i'm like...SERIOUSLY? that's what you came into the locker room to talk to me about? what do you guys do to avoid chit like this i'm a nice guy and i don't like to be rude but 1 min tops and than leave me alone! i'm ready to go BEAST MODE but this guy is really killing my pre
Put headphones in and act like you don't hear him. If he tries to flag you down just wave and keep walking. Pretty normal gym moves.
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Can't say I'm annoyed, but a gym thot is stalking me lately.

Today was the second time she "accidentally" bumped her butt into me while I was walking by (trust me, it was definitely not an accident). Then she followed me into the big cycling room with mirrors where I was setting up to do a short shoulder circuit to end my workout. She comes in, sets up literally two feet away from me to do squats, hip thrusts, etc. She would do barbell lunges back and forth the room, but would stop right behind me and do 5-10 squats in prime view of the mirror I'm looking at. Even if she's fishing for attention, its a nice little confidence boost for me. I'm no where near as ripped or studly as some of the dudes in my gym.

Guess the only reason I'm annoyed is because I wish my gf came to the gym as much as her

(Hopefully she doesn't buy an E82 and start posting on here lol)
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Can't say I'm annoyed, but a gym thot is stalking me lately.

Today was the second time she "accidentally" bumped her butt into me while I was walking by (trust me, it was definitely not an accident). Then she followed me into the big cycling room with mirrors where I was setting up to do a short shoulder circuit to end my workout. She comes in, sets up literally two feet away from me to do squats, hip thrusts, etc. She would do barbell lunges back and forth the room, but would stop right behind me and do 5-10 squats in prime view of the mirror I'm looking at. Even if she's fishing for attention, its a nice little confidence boost for me. I'm no where near as ripped or studly as some of the dudes in my gym.

Guess the only reason I'm annoyed is because I wish my gf came to the gym as much as her

(Hopefully she doesn't buy an E82 and start posting on here lol)
Just....shut up.
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Just....shut up.
Brb, gonna punch a door.

Jk, too soon. Sorry man
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It's enough punishment I can't masturbate.

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Brb, gonna punch a door.

Jk, too soon. Sorry man
DONT.

If you do- use your non dominant hand.

But hey, if you do- at least you'd have your gym "problem" to lend a hand. Psh...I'd be happy with that problem.
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Can't say I'm annoyed, but a gym thot is stalking me lately.

Today was the second time she "accidentally" bumped her butt into me while I was walking by (trust me, it was definitely not an accident). Then she followed me into the big cycling room with mirrors where I was setting up to do a short shoulder circuit to end my workout. She comes in, sets up literally two feet away from me to do squats, hip thrusts, etc. She would do barbell lunges back and forth the room, but would stop right behind me and do 5-10 squats in prime view of the mirror I'm looking at. Even if she's fishing for attention, its a nice little confidence boost for me. I'm no where near as ripped or studly as some of the dudes in my gym.

Guess the only reason I'm annoyed is because I wish my gf came to the gym as much as her

(Hopefully she doesn't buy an E82 and start posting on here lol)
Pics or didn’t happen.
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Pics or didn’t happen.
Trust me, I wish I had her IG to creep.
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Trust me, I wish I had her IG to creep.
Have you looked up your gym on the "locations" ? Maybe she's tagged some selfies on there
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Have you looked up your gym on the "locations" ? Maybe she's tagged some selfies on there
You god damn genius
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      03-21-2018, 12:35 AM   #1266
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You god damn genius
I've creeped on a few hotties on the gram from time to time when visiting new gyms
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I've creeped on a few hotties on the gram from time to time when visiting new gyms
LOL! i didn't know you can CREEP because my coworker who goes to the same gym we were talking about all the hot chicks that go there and as i'm describing the chicks he's already on his phone showing me pictures of all the girls were talking about and i'm like "how the hell did you do that?" he tells me "Dude, I creep all the effing time!" I'm like..."Bro, you're a effing STALKER!" i mean he's already able to know their names, age, if they're married or have a boyfriend and he's always able to find the bikini shots that's just effing crazy!
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DONT.

If you do- use your non dominant hand.

But hey, if you do- at least you'd have your gym "problem" to lend a hand. Psh...I'd be happy with that problem.
Your door punching story is getting thin... If you used your dominant hand you wouldn't have trouble masturbating... unless you're some freak that uses the mouse with their non-dominant hand...
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DONT.

If you do- use your non dominant hand.

But hey, if you do- at least you'd have your gym "problem" to lend a hand. Psh...I'd be happy with that problem.
Your door punching story is getting thin... If you used your dominant hand you wouldn't have trouble masturbating... unless you're some freak that uses the mouse with their non-dominant hand...
Annoyed by you.

Punched the door because my speedbag is set up next to it and the door wasn't fully closed.

I'm left handed, and when I walked by the bag did an exaggerated "power" hit and hit my hand on the door due to full extension of my arm.

I use my left hand to masturbate.



When you masturbate, you grasp your penis- unless you're some kind of freak (I'm assuming like you) and use foreign objects other than your hand.

I can't grasp/apply pressure without feeling pain in my left middle area of the thumb.
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Annoyed by you.

Punched the door because my speedbag is set up next to it and the door wasn't fully closed.

I'm left handed, and when I walked by the bag did an exaggerated "power" hit and hit my hand on the door due to full extension of my arm.

I use my left hand to masturbate.



When you masturbate, you grasp your penis- unless you're some kind of freak (I'm assuming like you) and use foreign objects other than your hand.

I can't grasp/apply pressure without feeling pain in my left middle area of the thumb.
I thought everyone owned a fleshlight
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Annoyed by you.

Punched the door because my speedbag is set up next to it and the door wasn't fully closed.

I'm left handed, and when I walked by the bag did an exaggerated "power" hit and hit my hand on the door due to full extension of my arm.

I use my left hand to masturbate.



When you masturbate, you grasp your penis- unless you're some kind of freak (I'm assuming like you) and use foreign objects other than your hand.

I can't grasp/apply pressure without feeling pain in my left middle area of the thumb.
I thought everyone owned a fleshlight
Just you rich folks.

Us poor folks treat ourselves every now and then with some lube- but that's as fancy as it gets.
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Switch hands it will be like a new partner
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Belt bite. Must be getting too fat, bruised to high hell from deads tonight
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