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      08-12-2019, 09:24 AM   #2113
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Alright Joe.....I need an update on Panty Joe and the Arrival of the Mysterious Lingerie.
So we wound up deciding not to leave said panties out...instead we left a note saying we had found "articles of clothing" that didn't belong to us in our folded laundry, and were they hers, did she do a load of laundry perhaps.

Very nicely and softly worded message, to draw her out.

So she wrote back and completely ignored the question of "did she do a load of laundry" and instead said "Oh, did you find my bikini bottoms, I'm missing them?" These are definitely not bikini bottoms...they are panties 100%, with a little lace on top. And she also said she uses her car like a truck and there are clothes in there, and all sort of other things so she said maybe when she was getting cleaning supplies some clothes stuck to it and she brought them inside without noticing.

I don't buy this, because she still had to then pick said article up off the floor and then fold it without noticing it was hers (in the hypothetical example where it attached itself firmly enough to make the trip from car to home, but then suddenly detached once it was inside).

So this Thursday we are going to leave the panties out on the counter with a note that this was all we found and see if she takes them. If she doesn't, I don't know what I do then, because it doesn't change the fact I've been completely faithful all along. But I suspect she'll take them if they are hers because she probably doesn't think we are upset with her.

But we are...and once my wife goes down to half time, we will be letting her go...we just can't trust her anymore.
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So we wound up deciding not to leave said panties out...instead we left a note saying we had found "articles of clothing" that didn't belong to us in our folded laundry, and were they hers, did she do a load of laundry perhaps.

Very nicely and softly worded message, to draw her out.

So she wrote back and completely ignored the question of "did she do a load of laundry" and instead said "Oh, did you find my bikini bottoms, I'm missing them?" These are definitely not bikini bottoms...they are panties 100%, with a little lace on top. And she also said she uses her car like a truck and there are clothes in there, and all sort of other things so she said maybe when she was getting cleaning supplies some clothes stuck to it and she brought them inside without noticing.

I don't buy this, because she still had to then pick said article up off the floor and then fold it without noticing it was hers (in the hypothetical example where it attached itself firmly enough to make the trip from car to home, but then suddenly detached once it was inside).

So this Thursday we are going to leave the panties out on the counter with a note that this was all we found and see if she takes them. If she doesn't, I don't know what I do then, because it doesn't change the fact I've been completely faithful all along. But I suspect she'll take them if they are hers because she probably doesn't think we are upset with her.

But we are...and once my wife goes down to half time, we will be letting her go...we just can't trust her anymore.
I think her intentions were for YOU to find them....and for you to return them and watch her put them on.... or ..................
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      08-12-2019, 09:54 AM   #2115
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I think her intentions were for YOU to find them....and for you to return them and watch her put them on.... or ..................
Or watch Panty Joe put them on and do a little dance in the moonlight.

I'm sticking with this....
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      08-12-2019, 11:01 AM   #2116
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So we wound up deciding not to leave said panties out...instead we left a note saying we had found "articles of clothing" that didn't belong to us in our folded laundry, and were they hers, did she do a load of laundry perhaps.

Very nicely and softly worded message, to draw her out.

So she wrote back and completely ignored the question of "did she do a load of laundry" and instead said "Oh, did you find my bikini bottoms, I'm missing them?" These are definitely not bikini bottoms...they are panties 100%, with a little lace on top. And she also said she uses her car like a truck and there are clothes in there, and all sort of other things so she said maybe when she was getting cleaning supplies some clothes stuck to it and she brought them inside without noticing.

I don't buy this, because she still had to then pick said article up off the floor and then fold it without noticing it was hers (in the hypothetical example where it attached itself firmly enough to make the trip from car to home, but then suddenly detached once it was inside).

So this Thursday we are going to leave the panties out on the counter with a note that this was all we found and see if she takes them. If she doesn't, I don't know what I do then, because it doesn't change the fact I've been completely faithful all along. But I suspect she'll take them if they are hers because she probably doesn't think we are upset with her.

But we are...and once my wife goes down to half time, we will be letting her go...we just can't trust her anymore.
There is more to this story than you may never find out about. Odd situation though. Personally, I would be upset as it seems that this was intentional. If it were for you to find them in some strange way of flirting with you, she needs to be fired ASAP as this puts your marriage in jeopardy by no wrong doing of yours. Regardless of intent, or anything else for that matter, her actions are highly unprofessional and should be treated as such.....that is unless, she heard about Panty Joe and they were just a simple gift.
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There is more to this story than you may never find out about. Odd situation though. Personally, I would be upset as it seems that this was intentional. If it were for you to find them in some strange way of flirting with you, she needs to be fired ASAP as this puts your marriage in jeopardy by no wrong doing of yours. Regardless of intent, or anything else for that matter, her actions are highly unprofessional and should be treated as such.....that is unless, she heard about Panty Joe and they were just a simple gift.
Oh I agree - I don't think we have the full story either and we are upset. Which is why she'll be going as soon as we can manage without. Till then, we'll speak softly until we abruptly let her go...don't need my toothbrush swirled around the toilet. So far as she knows, we are all good.
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Oh I agree - I don't think we have the full story either and we are upset. Which is why she'll be going as soon as we can manage without. Till then, we'll speak softly until we abruptly let her go...don't need my toothbrush swirled around the toilet. So far as she knows, we are all good.
Smart move unless you can find a replacement with a quickness. You need to end this ASAP. Let us know when you come home to boiled rabbit.
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Wait...i wonder if she’s been using your home for hookups
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I think her intentions were for YOU to find them....and for you to return them and watch her put them on.... or ..................
Lol...you beat me to it. If they are hers....maybe she has some ulterior motives going on!
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There is more to this story than you may never find out about. Odd situation though. Personally, I would be upset as it seems that this was intentional. If it were for you to find them in some strange way of flirting with you, she needs to be fired ASAP as this puts your marriage in jeopardy by no wrong doing of yours. Regardless of intent, or anything else for that matter, her actions are highly unprofessional and should be treated as such.....that is unless, she heard about Panty Joe and they were just a simple gift.
Another one that beat me to it, but I knew you would. I've been on the beach all day and just getting caught up.
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Another one that beat me to it, but I knew you would. I've been on the beach all day and just getting caught up.
Lunch, beer and nap time?
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Lunch, beer and nap time?
Yep. I don't drink though. Wouldn't you know coming out of the restaurant my wife finds an art gallery. She's an artist by the way.....specializing in pastels, oils, and charcoal

Walked out with this oil painting that looks like our mini-schnauzer. Miniscule thing too. I told her she could do a better job, but it was by an artist she knows. $450......all because I wanted BBQ at one of the best places on Sullivan's Island because I haven't had anything like that in over a year!

They had pieces in there that cost up to $6K ea. And I didn't even find them all that impressive.

But you know how it goes....I haven't told her about the car parts that will be at home waiting on me to get back.
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Yep. I don't drink though. Wouldn't you know coming out of the restaurant my wife finds an art gallery. She's an artist by the way.....specializing in pastels, oils, and charcoal

Walked out with this oil painting that looks like our mini-schnauzer. Miniscule thing too. I told her she could do a better job, but it was by an artist she knows. $450......all because I wanted BBQ at one of the best places on Sullivan's Island because I haven't had anything like that in over a year!

They had pieces in there that cost up to $6K ea. And I didn't even find them all that impressive.

But you know how it goes....I haven't told her about the car parts that will be at home waiting on me to get back.
I'm laughing on the inside for a couple of reasons. At least she can't be upset with the car parts coming now.

I've been dabbling in some form of art all my life. It frustrates me to see how much some artwork goes for considering how basic it is; all due to the artists reputation. The art market is crazy. I see some really great artists, that get no recognition, that starve and some that could wipe feces on a canvas and sell it for more than I make in a year.
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I think we need Joe to confess whether he likes his rabbit boiled, grilled, or blackened.





Since she left the panties in the house
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Rabbit is a euphemism isn't it.... I'm starting to pick that up.
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Alright Joe.....I need an update on Panty Joe and the Arrival of the Mysterious Lingerie.
So we wound up deciding not to leave said panties out...instead we left a note saying we had found "articles of clothing" that didn't belong to us in our folded laundry, and were they hers, did she do a load of laundry perhaps.

Very nicely and softly worded message, to draw her out.

So she wrote back and completely ignored the question of "did she do a load of laundry" and instead said "Oh, did you find my bikini bottoms, I'm missing them?" These are definitely not bikini bottoms...they are panties 100%, with a little lace on top. And she also said she uses her car like a truck and there are clothes in there, and all sort of other things so she said maybe when she was getting cleaning supplies some clothes stuck to it and she brought them inside without noticing.

I don't buy this, because she still had to then pick said article up off the floor and then fold it without noticing it was hers (in the hypothetical example where it attached itself firmly enough to make the trip from car to home, but then suddenly detached once it was inside).

So this Thursday we are going to leave the panties out on the counter with a note that this was all we found and see if she takes them. If she doesn't, I don't know what I do then, because it doesn't change the fact I've been completely faithful all along. But I suspect she'll take them if they are hers because she probably doesn't think we are upset with her.

But we are...and once my wife goes down to half time, we will be letting her go...we just can't trust her anymore.
Late to the Panty Joe party, but I'm sure glad the cleaning lady at least acknowledged her "bikini bottoms" or else your wife woulda had her knickers in a bunch suspecting you up to no good forever.
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Late to the Panty Joe party, but I'm sure glad the cleaning lady at least acknowledged her "bikini bottoms" or else your wife woulda had her knickers in a bunch suspecting you up to no good forever.
No one's ever late to a Panty Joe party.......cuz a Panty Joe party don't stop.
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