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02-27-2020, 08:36 AM | #3301 |
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Reminds me of the time I was driving down the road and saw the grill on the new Silverado HD. I wasn't sure if I should vomit or laugh. I'm pretty sure there is an inside bet between the manufacturers on who can sell the ugliest vehicle.
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02-27-2020, 08:37 AM | #3302 |
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Had to do a Google image search, since I hadn't seen one yet. Ouch. It's...over-styled, to my eyes. She's got panty lines. They tried a little too hard, or didn't quit soon enough.
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The front ends on the full-sized pickups have gotten way out of hand. There's some serious compensation going on for...you know...shortages.
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02-27-2020, 08:45 AM | #3304 | |
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Lately I've gotten a kick out of telling people with X brand bro truck covered in giant emblems they have a nice truck, but instead calling it by the wrong brand. Example: Dodge heavy duty truck lifted with Cummins stickers all over it Me: "Dude, that's a sweet PowerStroke" Their look = priceless. I also only do it to people who are clearly acting like an ahole in traffic.
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The guys with the trucks with the big mods do that anyway. It's like a dog pissing on a fire hydrant. I'm cool with it. It means they're leaving.
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02-27-2020, 10:48 AM | #3310 |
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Superman = dad? I have issues with both my parents right now. It's so hard. We all know at some point that the roles will reverse and we will have to take care of our parents but damn, it comes fast. Can someone please stop the clock, just for a little while?
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I thought I was a good person but the way I react when people drive slowly in the left lane would suggest otherwise
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02-27-2020, 11:03 AM | #3312 |
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I have one better. Long ago and far away before I was an old lady. I was stopped at a traffic light. It was winter, but a really beautiful warm day. I had all the windows open and I'm singing my heart out to Marvin's "Let's get it on". And I'm into it. Not only the words but with the ooohs, eeees, ahhhhs. I look over and see a guy in the car next to me watching me. His mouth is hanging open. He was looking at me the way Judge Reinhold was looking at Phoebe Cates out the bathroom window in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. I was freakin mortified. I completely forgot I had the windows open. Glad I had a V8 and the pole position at that light.
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02-27-2020, 11:05 AM | #3314 |
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Interlagos is the only blue that matters!!
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Dude. The time machine was in "that vehicle which can no longer be mentioned". You're completely SOL.
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I know there is no in between with the X6. You either love it, or hate it. For me it was love at first sight. Although the tech and transmission have come a long way, my heart still belongs to the E71 styling.
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Edit: And it's a serious money maker for BMW, as well.
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* tilts head and reads again as if that will help me understand what the hell Uncle is talking about *
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I had something similar but way less sexy happen back in my truck driving days. As I still do, I often offer my fellow motorists "tips" and various forms of feedback on their driving. It's always profane and seldom complimentary, but with the windows up - which they are 99% of the time in Minnesota - nobody hears it so it's just a pressure relief valve for me. Flash back to some time in the '90s. It was the first glorious warm windows-down day of Spring, and I was sitting at a light on a busy commercial street with probably 10 other vehicles. The light turns green and the car in front of me - I know, hard to believe - didn't move for 3 or 4 seconds so I gave "Sleepy" a blast of the air horns and - failing to remember that my windows were down - hollered "Let's go, fuck-face!" at the top of my lungs for good measure. Several other motorists and a few pedestrians took notice of my "coaching" and several laughed. Oops-a-daisy.
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