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      04-30-2020, 12:30 AM   #485
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AGAIN??

Isn't that like admitting it already happened at least once?


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Yeah, I’ve heard people say he said he stopped because he “use to rub my nipples like a sissy to and thought wtf, im a man, i dont do this, i need to put it away and use it when i must.”

And he also wants healthier eyebrows.

This is all second hand though, but sounds reasonable.
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Yeah, I’ve heard people say he said he stopped because he “use to rub my nipples like a sissy to and thought wtf, im a man, i dont do this, i need to put it away and use it when i must.”

And he also wants healthier eyebrows.

This is all second hand though, but sounds reasonable.
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Using a feather is weird

Using the whole chicken is kinky
Yeah, but see, the problem with that is that statement is coming from Lups so you are already starting from a really weird and messed up POV. I mean, I think she's a lovely person, but she wouldn't be the standard that I would set forth in establishing a definition between kinky and weird....
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Nobody said anything about wiping the Cheetos on the chicken first
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