What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[Dang3r]

Originally Posted by shoei

I called the number you listed below in your signature line... It went to a hotline for men looking for men though...

Yes, that should happen, if you're not in

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Axius

Accompany this dish with a nice side of rocky Mountain oysters and you have yourself a hootenanny!

Do you know how I know you've been hanging out with ASBSECU E93 too much?

Using words that were popular in 1939... That's how...

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by Biorin

I almost always literally say "still mooing" when I order a steak. Coworker and I are off to pick up New York strips from the steakhouse next door for lunch, and mine better be bloody as hell! Sadly, she's a traitor and got medium.

Anywhere good or just a close by spot?

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Axius

Everyone take notes of the a ive statement by a lady. Granted a lady with a penis, it's half the battle. That rare steak is probably what grew the penis.

I just beat the meat (heh) with my penis a little to tenderize it, then it's ready to eat.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

It's cool though. F87LUV just friendzoned me. See below. At least you guys are still enemies.

Aahhh... But you're probably familiar with that zone already though, no? Collecting miles and whatnot in that particular zone...

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Nope, it will be a beautiful cut of filet. Nicely cooked to a crisp.

That was painful to read.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Dang3r

Yes, that should happen, if you're not in

I'm not sure I want to be IN with the male looking for male hotline though?

You German folk so open with your sexuality...

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

Anywhere good or just a close by spot?

Capital Grille. More than sufficient for a workday lunch, probably. I think the whole chain restaurant calories on the menu thing in NYC is hysterical when it comes to steakhouses - we've turned it into a game of trying to hit at least 2500 per person when we go.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by duck fat

That was painful to read.

Hey !! Who said you could use ASBSECU E93 pic like that on the forums !!!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by shoei

Do you know how I know you've been hanging out with ASBSECU E93 too much?

Using words that were popular in 1939... That's how...

You're just jealous that he and I are like BFFs when his wife let's him off the leash.

Originally Posted by Biorin

I just beat the meat (heh) with my penis a little to tenderize it, then it's ready to eat.

God this made me so hungry, whatcha doing for dinner?

[Dang3r]

Originally Posted by shoei

I'm not sure I want to be IN with the make looking for male hotline though?

You German folk so open with your sexuality...

Yeah, in opposite of your church n'pray related americans and hide the dark sides, we are proud to stand to our mentality

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

It's cool though. F87LUV just friendzoned me. See below. At least you guys are still enemies.

I mean what did you expect would happen when you turned down my home cooked steak dinner for two??

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by shoei

Aahhh... But you're probably familiar with that zone already though, no? Collecting miles and whatnot in that particular zone...

Shoei, you SOB.

Actually NO I AM NOT FAMILIAR WITH THAT ZONE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

Originally Posted by duck fat

That was painful to read.

Cruel things happen during war.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by shoei

Hey !! Who said you could use ASBSECU E93 pic like that on the forums !!!

Uh oh. I'm so sorry.

Please don't cut my hands off.

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Capital Grille. More than sufficient for a workday lunch, probably. I think the whole chain restaurant calories on the menu thing in NYC is hysterical when it comes to steakhouses - we've turned it into a game of trying to hit at least 2500 per person when we go.

Haha. Those numbers were put there to make me feel guilty for enjoying a meal out. "menu: don't do it..." Oops, I did it anyway.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

I mean what did you expect would happen when you turned down my home cooked steak dinner for two??

Who said I turned it down?

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Who said I turned it down?

Pro-tip: At this point it's better to perform damage mitigation than to try and prove your innocence.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

It's cool though. F87LUV just friendzoned me. See below. At least you guys are still enemies.

You can join up with Ser Jorah.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Who said I turned it down?

Feels like an episode of the crocodile hunter where we get to watch a wild animal try and get out of the friend zone... Rarely do we get to see it live though...

Ssshhh... We don't want to spook the lil guy...

[shoei]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

You can join up with Ser Jorah.

For proper use of a meme...

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by duck fat

Pro-tip: At this point it's better to perform damage mitigation than to try and prove your innocence.

Why are you taking her side!?

All I said was, I wanted one porterhouse steak for myself.

I'm about to invite all of you over for dinner one night. I'm going to prepare a nice filet for myself and then buy a bunch of Taco Bell for all you fucks. To top it all off, everyone will be sober and there will be no alcohol in the house.

Buncha bitches.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by shoei

Feels like an episode of the crocodile hunter where we get to watch a wild animal try and get out of the friend zone... Rarely do we get to see it live though...

Ssshhh... We don't want to spook the lil guy...

Oop Oop! He's been spotted! Here we see the female croc devour the innocent gazelle as it whispfulky tries to escape, shifting itself in the process.