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      07-26-2016, 12:39 PM   #35707
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Sometimes I end up on the peta site and stop eating all together but animal protein is so good so it's always short lived. I've failed those cute little baby animals.
I love baby animals just as much as the next person, it's not my fault God made them so damn delicious as adults. Blame him!
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      07-26-2016, 12:43 PM   #35709
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I love baby animals just as much as the next person, it's not my fault God made them so damn delicious as adults. Blame him!
The baby ones are usually even tastier - plus you can usually make east them whole as kebabs. Mmmm...

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I said the same thing before and apparently that was an asshole comment.

I like mine medium.

Come at me bro
Were officially fighting as well. I'm going to send you a cows head in the mail.

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The baby ones are usually even tastier - plus you can usually make east them whole as kebabs. Mmmm...
Calves liver, exquisite taste. Very refined
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      07-26-2016, 12:46 PM   #35711
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No need to be a d*ck about it. You're talking about France so I thought maybe you moved. Don't worry, I won't ask you anymore questions.
I see, that'll mean also I wont ask you for a date when Im next time into NYC
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      07-26-2016, 12:46 PM   #35712
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Were officially fighting as well. I'm going to send you a cows head in the mail.
And in return I'm going to send you an extra well done steak.
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      07-26-2016, 12:47 PM   #35713
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The baby ones are usually even tastier - plus you can usually make east them whole as kebabs. Mmmm...
Baby pig when roasted suckling pig style. It's so wrong but so right.
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      07-26-2016, 12:48 PM   #35714
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And in return I'm going to send you an extra well done steak.
Make sure the grill marks look like the words "suck it" too.
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No need to be a d*ck about it. You're talking about France so I thought maybe you moved. Don't worry, I won't ask you anymore questions.
I see, that'll mean also I wont ask you for a date when Im next time into NYC
I called the number you listed below in your signature line... It went to a hotline for men looking for men though...

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And in return I'm going to send you an extra well done steak.
You are one sadistic bitch you know that? Wasting a good piece of meat like that!

Unless it's one of those delicious fine cuts of Salisbury from the Dollar Tree. Yummmmm
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Make sure the grill marks look like the words "suck it" too.
Don't you back him up in this! Just because your both on my shit list doesn't mean you can form an alliance.
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      07-26-2016, 12:50 PM   #35718
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I love baby animals just as much as the next person, it's not my fault God made them so damn delicious as adults. Blame him!
The baby ones are usually even tastier - plus you can usually make east them whole as kebabs. Mmmm...
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I said the same thing before and apparently that was an asshole comment.

I like mine medium.

Come at me bro
Were officially fighting as well. I'm going to send you a cows head in the mail.

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The baby ones are usually even tastier - plus you can usually make east them whole as kebabs. Mmmm...
Calves liver, exquisite taste. Very refined
Don't forget you cannot have an authentic delicious plate of bolognese without those cute adorable baby calf...
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      07-26-2016, 12:52 PM   #35720
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Make sure the grill marks look like the words "suck it" too.
Oh, that's a given.
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You are one sadistic bitch you know that? Wasting a good piece of meat like that!

Unless it's one of those delicious fine cuts of Salisbury from the Dollar Tree. Yummmmm
Nope, it will be a beautiful cut of filet. Nicely cooked to a crisp.

All while I'm enjoying my filet that was prepared and grill perfectly to a medium temperature.

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Don't forget you cannot have an authentic delicious plate of bolognese without those cute adorable baby calf...
Accompany this dish with a nice side of rocky Mountain oysters and you have yourself a hootenanny!
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      07-26-2016, 12:53 PM   #35722
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Make sure the grill marks look like the words "suck it" too.
Don't you back him up in this! Just because your both on my shit list doesn't mean you can form an alliance.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
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Oh, that's a given.

Nope, it will be a beautiful cut of filet. Nicely cooked to a crisp.

All while I'm enjoying my filet that was prepared and grill perfectly to a medium temperature.

You're a monster! The meat gods will watch you burn right next to your steak!
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Why do men love their steak still mooing? I get mine medium+.
I almost always literally say "still mooing" when I order a steak. Coworker and I are off to pick up New York strips from the steakhouse next door for lunch, and mine better be bloody as hell! Sadly, she's a traitor and got medium.
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      07-26-2016, 12:56 PM   #35725
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The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
Them are fighting words, better watch that murky water you're treading in.
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Why do men love their steak still mooing? I get mine medium+.
I almost always literally say "still mooing" when I order a steak. Coworker and I are off to pick up New York strips from the steakhouse next door for lunch, and mine better be bloody as hell! Sadly, she's a traitor and got medium.
Report her to HR... Pretty sure it's grounds for termination...
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I almost always literally say "still mooing" when I order a steak. Coworker and I are off to pick up New York strips from the steakhouse next door for lunch, and mine better be bloody as hell! Sadly, she's a traitor and got medium.
Everyone take notes of the a ive statement by a lady. Granted a lady with a penis, it's half the battle. That rare steak is probably what grew the penis.
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It's cool though. F87LUV just friendzoned me. See below. At least you guys are still enemies.
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