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      10-07-2015, 09:12 AM   #7767
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Unfortunately. I HAVE to buy this lotion on the regular, it's the only kind she likes, and the only kind I like...., if you catch my drift.

Palmela Handerson is one expensive hoebitch.

http://www.amazon.com/Prairie-Cellul...4226330&sr=1-1
Be lucky you don't have Handgelina Jolie. She likes the cheap lotion, but you have to bathe her in this stuff...

http://www.amazon.com/Dial-Basics-Li...6%3A1253954011
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      10-07-2015, 09:20 AM   #7768
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Be lucky you don't have Handgelina Jolie. She likes the cheap lotion, but you have to bathe her in this stuff...

http://www.amazon.com/Dial-Basics-Li...6%3A1253954011
What a twat. I already have to make sure I wash lady 'O every night, and then tend to Palmela...., there's no way lady 'O would let me get that classy lotion.


I will say, I'm impressed with the honeysuckle scent. Very notable.
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      10-07-2015, 09:24 AM   #7769
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What a twat. I already have to make sure I wash lady 'O every night, and then tend to Palmela...., there's no way lady 'O would let me get that classy lotion.


I will say, I'm impressed with the honeysuckle scent. Very notable.
I was impressed as well. Only $18,995 AND they throw in a scent? How do people even turn a profit these days?
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      10-07-2015, 09:27 AM   #7770
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I was impressed as well. Only $18,995 AND they throw in a scent? How do people even turn a profit these days?
You would think something that is honeysuckle scented at a whopping 7.5oz would clearly need to be in the $25,000 price range...., someone must enjoy taking a hit. I'm just glad it's not me!
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      10-07-2015, 10:29 AM   #7771
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So did we lose Phil or will he pull an SS?
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      10-07-2015, 10:42 AM   #7772
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So did we lose Phil or will he pull an SS?
Fancy Phil isn't going to leave us. Everyone says they will, but then the reality of their boring, meaningless lives come to fruition, where they then come back with their tail between their legs like a sad little puppy.

We'll gladly take said sad little puppy back, because we don't like to demonize people here in OT.
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      10-07-2015, 10:48 AM   #7773
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Fancy Phil isn't going to leave us. Everyone says they will, but then the reality of their boring, meaningless lives come to fruition, where they then come back with their tail between their legs like a sad little puppy.

We'll gladly take said sad little puppy back, because we don't like to demonize people here in OT.
I like Phil. He's true to his pervy self and is not an apologist...well, except for the bird thingy. He seems like a decent guy and someone I'd like to throw down a few with.
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I like Phil. He's true to his pervy self and is not an apologist...well, except for the bird thingy. He seems like a decent guy and someone I'd like to throw down a few with.
I agree. I just like picking fun at everyone equally, so I hope I didn't hit a soft spot beneath all those muscles.



Fancy Phil, if you can read this...., we still believe in you, bud.
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Am I missing something? Who the fxxk is Phil?
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      10-07-2015, 11:01 AM   #7776
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Am I missing something? Who the fxxk is Phil?
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      10-07-2015, 11:07 AM   #7777
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Am I missing something? Who the fxxk is Phil?
Grimlock's buff Belgian replacement.
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      10-07-2015, 11:07 AM   #7778
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Oh, where'd he go? Back to 1940 to slap Hitler in the face while having a friend take another picture?
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      10-07-2015, 11:11 AM   #7779
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It's actually quiet here without Belgium. I don't know if he'll be back. Actually I just imagined him saying that in Schwarzenegger's voice. Hmmm now I wonder what he actually sounds like. It would be funny if he had a girly voice to go with those monstrous muscles.
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      10-07-2015, 11:11 AM   #7780
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Grimlock's buff Belgian replacement.
Aside from being creepy, I don't see the resemblance.
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      10-07-2015, 11:19 AM   #7781
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Aside from being creepy, I don't see the resemblance.
I don't either, it just makes me laugh inside for some reason. Probably because they both have accents. We've never confirmed or denied if Belgie dated a girl that turned out to be a man, though, so that avenue is still open for debate.
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      10-07-2015, 11:25 AM   #7782
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Check out his non-OT posts. He's a normal guy with a normal life and very little drama. In fact, he's quite the E92 SME.

His OT persona was for fun, which he said more than several times.
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I have, and knew he was a normal guy. I think he took me picking on him seriously, which it wasn't.

Look at Sara, we pick on her seriously because she's special, but she puts up the good fight and sticks around no matter how hard we try to push her away.

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      10-07-2015, 12:17 PM   #7784
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What did I miss?
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      10-07-2015, 12:51 PM   #7785
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Comments of a bunch of Assholes !!!

Saw enough...Thought I had some friends on here ..
I'm out of here , and hope you all find someone else to drop all your shit on .
Well it at least your English improved with this last post. Maybe that's the key get PO'd and your English improves? BTW don't take too much of this nonsense seriously.
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      10-07-2015, 03:36 PM   #7786
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      10-07-2015, 04:51 PM   #7787
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I have, and knew he was a normal guy. I think he took me picking on him seriously, which it wasn't.

Look at Sara, we pick on her seriously because she's special, but she puts up the good fight and sticks around no matter how hard we try to push her away.
Yeah, gotta say, people listens to Belgium at GD. Pretty knowledgeable guy on S65 and E9x.



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What did I miss?
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      10-07-2015, 05:38 PM   #7788
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Check out his non-OT posts. He's a normal guy with a normal life and very little drama. In fact, he's quite the E92 SME.

His OT persona was for fun, which he said more than several times.
I think you hurt his feelings when he offered you a link to go download (steal) movies and you turned it down.
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