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      10-02-2015, 03:13 PM   #6799
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Hey, Assb writes all the big multimillion dollar checks- put it on his tab and I'm there!

Ps- I chose NKCunt first.
First you say you're gonna protect me and now I'm first on your list for a throw down in Vancouver? What are you going to do? Eat my ass out?

Put some serious thought into it, are you sure that you want to mess with someone like me? I could punch your dick hole and not touch the sides.



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      10-02-2015, 03:18 PM   #6800
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lol

Not sure how to convert imperial percentage to metric percentage. It's not in my app. Here is a pic of my gut. You can guess the %.

A picture for a different forum, don't mind the pixelated stuff. Nothing to see there.

Lol, I can't think of a more American picture than this.
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      10-02-2015, 03:23 PM   #6801
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By the way, I'm sure I have mentioned, I have been to Belgium a few times. I think that the way you talk is more like 1% a difference in culture and 99% just your personality. I have a friend in Belgium and he definitely has not spoken to me the way that you speak!
Edit: My post above ..
Tara hang on now for a moment .
Was just thinking of what I was reading few days/weeks ago in your thread..

Some people in your thread..
1-Are posting pics of GF ass .
2-Explaining sexual preferences details positions of kinky sex...open .
3-Reproach each other dirty sex , shit digger ect...

Saw not one reaction of you on 1-3 posts ?

So please don't play the holy nun and only for me , because point 1-3 were real events , and I'm only joking .
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Oh how I wish I had a phone years ago when my godfather went on and on about how useful and flexible a word "Fuck" is. We had all been drinking tequila in Mexico after visiting the Tres Generacion factory.
Smartphones are really smart. Mine stopped auto correcting fuck to flock like really fast.

Auto correct should have modes..."gramma's dinner mode", "Vegas mode", and for the Euros..."smokin pedo mode."
I have a contact called "fuck shit bitch tits ass" in my phone so it will even autocorrect to those words if I mistype one like I just did now. Works like a charm.

Also, dogmatix... Asterix & Obelix??
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Edit: My post above ..
Tara hang on now for a moment .
Was just thinking of what I was reading few days/weeks ago in your thread..

Some people in your thread..
1-Are posting pics of GF ass .
2-Explaining sexual preferences details positions of kinky sex...open .
3-Reproach each other dirty sex , shit digger ect...

Saw not one reaction of you on 1-3 posts ?

So please don't play the holy nun and only for me , because point 1-3 were real events , and I'm only joking .
It's not what you say but how you say it.
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I have a contact called "fuck shit bitch tits ass" in my phone so it will even autocorrect to those words if I mistype one like I just did now. Works like a charm.

Also, dogmatix... Asterix & Obelix??
I think biorin and axius are either twins or a match made in heaven. You two really should give it a try.
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lol

Not sure how to convert imperial percentage to metric percentage. It's not in my app. Here is a pic of my gut. You can guess the %.

A picture for a different forum, don't mind the pixelated stuff. Nothing to see there.

Tonka..There is some work to do , looks actually not bad and after 4-5 years in gym with me 4-5 times a week I'm sure it would be prefect but only if food suplements, training program, pain and sleep is a religion .
BTW ....Think you have a nice piece of iron hanging on your hip ?
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I have a contact called "fuck shit bitch tits ass" in my phone so it will even autocorrect to those words if I mistype one like I just did now. Works like a charm.

Also, dogmatix... Asterix & Obelix??
I think biorin and axius are either twins or a match made in heaven. You two really should give it a try.
I take it he's done something similar?
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It's not what you say but how you say it.
That's not so easy , knowing (most do) that my English actually really s@cks .
You should try to type in Flemish on here , think that it would sound different too...
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I take it he's done something similar?
No, probably not but just wanted to put it out there.

Are you two far apart? Any chance of you two meeting up and having dinner or something for our entertainment?
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Lol, I can't think of a more American picture than this.
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How old are you Phillip early 40s?
Yesterday I said that I was 99 ,so tomorrow I'm 99 + 2 days .
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Also, dogmatix... Asterix & Obelix??
Yep!
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'Murica. Mr Tonka

You ?
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Yesterday I said that I was 99 ,so tomorrow I'm 99 + 2 days .
That's old be careful working out. Found an old dude passed out at gym thought I was gonna have to do cpr. Was hanging by his shirt from a machine out cold. When I grabbed his feet to drag him down hitting the floor woke his ass up.
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Let's see....

There are guys with bigger muscles than me here (see delta)

There are more charming individuals (see axius)

There are richer guys than me (see c5 and NKC)

And now even Bimmette is more arrogant than me...:

My work in OT is done.
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Let's see....

There are guys with bigger muscles than me here (see delta)

There are more charming individuals (see axius)

There are richer guys than me (see c5 and NKC)

And now even Bimmette is more arrogant than me...:

My work here in OT is done.
Nooooooooooo
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I take it he's done something similar?
No, probably not but just wanted to put it out there.

Are you two far apart? Any chance of you two meeting up and having dinner or something for our entertainment?
Although my boyfriend is generally accommodating of my male friendships, I'm not sure he'd approve of my CT-NC trek just to dine with Axius.

That being said, thinking of doing PCD, so maybe the stars will align. Or the fact that he claims to be currently locked in my attic might be an opportunity.
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Let's see....

There are guys with bigger muscles than me here (see delta)

There are more charming individuals (see axius)

There are richer guys than me (see c5 and NKC)

And now even Bimmette is more arrogant than me...:

My work in OT is done.
You'll ALWAYS have your #1 fan.....You

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