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      10-02-2015, 02:08 PM   #6777
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I root for Mexico usually.

But considering I am a us citizen- today they have my affinity.
Booo pick a team already...you can't flip flop between Mexico and North Mexico...
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Your location is ?
My location is ?
That's the problem => Cultural difference !
Said it before on here , but they said => Right !
I would love to take you with me here....Only 24 hours ..You would run my friend back to the States !
Or maybe become like we over here ..
BTW... "I" am the only guy from Europe/Belgium that is really open on this forum ! Did you noticed that ?
And that's why you guys are seeing the huge Cultural differences in jokes .
But I can also see some serious English words on here like...
Shit , dick ,butt, ass ,white ass , black ass, asshole , fuck yourself ,go screw yourself , tranny , shemale , pussy , holy shit , hot shicks , ass driller , shit driller , killer hooker , smoking pedofile ect...
But of course nothing against you my friend .
So, who is now leg humping our good ole' Sara504 ?
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You forgot "WTF". That one is especially relevant right now.
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That escalated SO quickly, from basic curses to much much more...
Yep I saw that !
But I forgot "Bitches" too ..






Of course "the word" is "not" intended to both of you girls .
Because both of you girls are really sexy ..."No forget about that"... It's kind and friendly girls that I wanted to say .
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That's pretty good! I don't lift, but I run. The only lifting I do is a soup spoon and/or fork

6'0", 171 lbs this morning. (1.83 metres and 78 kg).
My weight sounds better in kg than lbs...99.79kg. 1803.4mm makes me sound taller too. lol
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You forgot "WTF". That one is especially relevant right now.
Another thing Tara...

Where is Sara ?
Looks like she is lost somewhere ?
The last post from her (2days ago) was like ...
I need to tell something about Pop (Aladdin) ?!?!
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My weight sounds better in kg than lbs...99.79kg. 1803.4mm makes me sound taller too. lol
Imagine lenses in English and not metric? Uhhh...2.456 inch UV filter, please.
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You forgot "WTF". That one is especially relevant right now.
Another thing Tara...

Where is Sara ?
Looks like she is lost somewhere ?
The last post from her (2days ago) was like ...
I need to tell something about Pop (Aladdin) ?!?!
I know she's alive but I don't know why she stopped posting. :
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My weight sounds better in kg than lbs...99.79kg. 1803.4mm makes me sound taller too. lol
How about your fat % ?
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I know she's alive but I don't know why she stopped posting. :
I really miss her..
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Oh how I wish I had a phone years ago when my godfather went on and on about how useful and flexible a word "Fuck" is. We had all been drinking tequila in Mexico after visiting the Tres Generacion factory.
Smartphones are really smart. Mine stopped auto correcting fuck to flock like really fast.

Auto correct should have modes..."gramma's dinner mode", "Vegas mode", and for the Euros..."smokin pedo mode."
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Maybe it's just me... but I kinda feel like I need a penicillin shot after reading belgiums posts.
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Maybe it's just me... but I kinda feel like I need a penicillin shot after reading belgiums posts.
It's not you
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Imagine lenses in English and not metric? Uhhh...2.456 inch UV filter, please.
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How about your fat % ?
Not sure how to convert imperial percentage to metric percentage. It's not in my app. Here is a pic of my gut. You can guess the %.

A picture for a different forum, don't mind the pixelated stuff. Nothing to see there.

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Smartphones are really smart. Mine stopped auto correcting fuck to flock like really fast.

Auto correct should have modes..."gramma's dinner mode", "Vegas mode", and for the Euros..."smokin pedo mode."
About "Euro smoking pedo mode" did you guys in the States heard or remember (back in time) the case "Dutroux" from Belgium ?
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Belgium, Sara's daughter is really sick so she has been busy. She will return when she has time.
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About "Euro smoking pedo mode" did you guys in the States heard or remember (back in time) the case "Dutroux" from Belgium ?
Only Dogmatix...
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Maybe it's just me... but I kinda feel like I need a penicillin shot after reading belgiums posts.
You are welcome pee wee .
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Belgium, Sara's daughter is really sick so she has been busy. She will return when she has time.
Her daughter is about the only thing that would keep her away...
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Your location is ?
My location is ?
That's the problem => Cultural difference !
Said it before on here , but they said => Right !
I would love to take you with me here....Only 24 hours ..You would run my friend back to the States !
By the way, I'm sure I have mentioned, I have been to Belgium a few times. I think that the way you talk is more like 1% a difference in culture and 99% just your personality. I have a friend in Belgium and he definitely has not spoken to me the way that you speak!
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Only Dogmatix...
I never heard of Dogmatix ?

But here is the damn Dutroux => https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marc_Dutroux
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By the way, I'm sure I have mentioned, I have been to Belgium a few times. I think that the way you talk is more like 1% a difference in culture and 99% just your personality. I have a friend in Belgium and he definitely has not spoken to me the way that you speak!
In person I would also never speak like that to you .
In person to other persons we are always respectfull and friendly , but under friends all jokes are wide open .
Advice ..Stay ones of your 99% more in time in Belgium with the same friends and you will see and hear what happens at least if you understand the jokes .
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