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      11-07-2016, 01:16 PM   #42373
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I'm telling you son watch. You gotta play on the weaknesses and stereotypes of society in order to properly distinguish yourself amongst the sausage sea that is online dating. You KNOW most them bitches are like "oooo who got money who got money" or "six pack swiping right" like they're all shallow AF and nobody gives a shit either way.
Bruh, so much truth about online dating has been put into this one post. Almost makes me want to cry from laughter. LOL
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Bruh, so much truth about online dating has been put into this one post. Almost makes me want to cry from laughter. LOL
It's a wasteland but it's cool to kill time with. And if someone of substance (or not) comes along, then whatever. Money/automobiles/career first.
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      11-07-2016, 01:38 PM   #42375
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I haven't been on that shit in a long time. Get pop ups from matches every now and then still, don't even bother with it.
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@Aatish eyebrow rating pls me and silvergray545 are seeking counsel. Just got this in my matches
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I haven't been on that shit in a long time. Get pop ups from matches every now and then still, don't even bother with it.
Yeah. Can't expect anything from it tbh.

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She getting paper, young.

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      11-07-2016, 02:13 PM   #42378
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Duck , I'm sure she has balls ...That's a dude !
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Lol Phil I usually agree with you on things, but I think you have been in Belgium for too long.
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      11-07-2016, 02:31 PM   #42381
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Lol Phil I usually agree with you on things, but I think you have been in Belgium for too long.
Don't think so and think you missed a lot on here ,we were playing a game and it was smoosh vs me (5-6 months ago)
Kinda...US-Belgium .
And I'm actually the champ of the ladyboy game ...
So I'm pretty sure about the tranny above , and he has fake boobs
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Yeah. Can't expect anything from it
Better off going to the bar breh.
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      11-07-2016, 06:44 PM   #42386
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Better off going to the bar breh.
You need a little game to do that though. When you were blessed with a 14" penis, drive a BMW and have a 7 figure income, you likely won't have any game.
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You need a little game to do that though. When you were blessed with a 14" penis, drive a BMW and have a 7 figure income, you likely won't have any game.
It's like building a character in a video game, there's only so many points to move around!
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      11-08-2016, 01:15 AM   #42388
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Better off going to the bar breh.
You need a little game to do that though. When you were blessed with a 14" penis, drive a BMW and have a 7 figure income, you likely won't have any game.
With stats like that, you don't need game
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You need a little game to do that though. When you were blessed with a 14" penis, drive a BMW and have a 7 figure income, you likely won't have any game.
Oh. Well I have a 1'' penis, drive a poor mans BMW, and have a 4 figure income..., BUT I'M FUNNY RIGHT?! RIGHT???
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The tinder thread is leaking
What Tinder thread?
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      11-08-2016, 06:24 AM   #42391
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You need a little game to do that though. When you were blessed with a 14" penis, drive a BMW and have a 7 figure income, you likely won't have any game.
Oh. Well I have a 1'' penis, drive a poor mans BMW, and have a 4 figure income..., BUT I'M FUNNY RIGHT?! RIGHT???
That is my point, you've got mad game.
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