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      03-28-2016, 09:54 PM   #2773
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Injectable Vitamin B is what he told me.
Mine was on porn set injected into penis. 3 day boners are the best.
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      03-28-2016, 10:33 PM   #2774
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Mine was on porn set injected into penis. 3 day boners are the best.
So was your fluffer hot?
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      03-28-2016, 10:53 PM   #2775
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Not needed with injection
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      03-28-2016, 11:52 PM   #2776
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Butt desirable none the less
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      03-29-2016, 04:00 AM   #2777
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Meh. Nothing to see here. Nkc just isn't man enough to handle me. Sugarskulls is more his type.
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Well, we know that would never happen but only because both of your egos wouldn't fit in one room.
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But I'm sure we'd both fit in you though.


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You can apply for variance. The council is kind and generous. I'm betting they will lower the minimum for you.
Mr. Tonka insulting another man's package. I've lived long enough..
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      03-29-2016, 04:37 PM   #2778
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      03-29-2016, 04:38 PM   #2779
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It is really nice of that gentleman to help those two young ladies in need.
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      03-29-2016, 04:54 PM   #2780
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I figured they were helping him with the whole currency exchange rate thingy
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      03-29-2016, 05:08 PM   #2781
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I thought I made it very clear that I was black but the outfit was spot on though. No excuses for the pic, I was paying for a threesome while in Bangkok.

So is V2.0 the new V1.47?
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      03-29-2016, 05:35 PM   #2782
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I thought I made it very clear that I was black but the outfit was spot on though. No excuses for the pic, I was paying for a threesome while in Bangkok.

So is V2.0 the new V1.47?
No.


He's V2.0.
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      03-29-2016, 05:59 PM   #2783
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Did the one on left love him long time? Cuz she looks pissed.
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      03-29-2016, 07:22 PM   #2784
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Did the one on left love him long time? Cuz she looks pissed.
Perhaps he didn't return the favor?
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      03-29-2016, 07:51 PM   #2785
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Perhaps he didn't return the favor?
Pic was taken before anything happened. They're very strict about the payment terms.
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      03-29-2016, 08:13 PM   #2786
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Pic was taken before anything happened. They're very strict about the payment terms.
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      03-29-2016, 09:51 PM   #2787
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She's constipated
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      03-29-2016, 11:23 PM   #2788
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She's constipated
Yeah from getting raw anal from the dude right before.
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      03-30-2016, 03:01 AM   #2789
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I'd think Nkc is the one running the hoes to fleece the old guy
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      03-30-2016, 03:58 AM   #2790
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Pic was taken before anything happened. They're very strict about the payment terms.
You make withdrawal before making deposit. Rules are rules.
Also: smart man, he got two. Only problem with women like that is that you always want more 5 minutes after you finish.
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      03-30-2016, 11:31 AM   #2791
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You make withdrawal before making deposit. Rules are rules.
Also: smart man, he got two. Only problem with women like that is that you always want more 5 minutes after you finish.
Plus, if he were in Thailand, 1/2 could have been a ladyboy.

Unless that's what he was looking for.
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      03-30-2016, 12:14 PM   #2792
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I was looking for 1.5 lady, 0.5 boy.
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I was looking for 1.5 lady, 0.5 boy.
Which portion is Mr.SugarSkulls - the 1.5 lady or the 0.5 boy?
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      03-30-2016, 03:13 PM   #2794
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Which portion is Mr.SugarSkulls - the 1.5 lady or the 0.5 boy?
He's the part Mexican I was looking for. THE Mexican.
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